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I love that my cat (designed scrunkly mother fucker) has a specific zoomie playlist, where as I play said album even at a soft volume, he recognizes it as play time. Just like, "Oh mom has put on the tunes of reckoning! The time is now for mischief. Come my gay pride rat, tomfoolery is a foot!" And I just love that for him. Treat for you mischief maker treat for you forever.

#cat things #i love my cat #hes my baby man #And yes his name is buddy and its almost his birthday!

probably-not-the-coolkid

(updated) Smuppet pattern!

While this is worked in a continuous spiral, most of the steps don’t actually constitute a full round.

TERMINOLOGY

American terms are used. sc=single crochet dec=single crochet decrease inc=single crochet increase dc=double crochet dc dec=double crochet decrease dc inc=double crochet increase hdc=half double crochet sl st=slip stitch ch=chain (x)=there are x number of stitches in this round, total. you did not necessarily make x stitches in the last step, but if you count how many stitches are available in the round, the answer will be x. [step] x Y=repeat the step within the brackets Y times. finish off=I can’t explain finishing off. Please just look it up.

BUTT/BODY

1. sc 6 in magic ring 2. inc around (12) 3. sc 21 4. ch 2, cut string long enough to leave a tail for sewing and finish off 5. repeat 1-3, but don’t ch 2 or cut string. sew 3 stitches of both butt pieces together with the tail from the first one, then continue working around in sc with the yarn from the second one, putting a marker in the first stitch you make to mark the beginning of the round so you can count. you should have 18 sc around; if you have more pull out a few stitches and dec until you have 18. 6. sc 7 7. dec 2 (16) 8. sc 5 9. hdc, 2 dc, hdc 10. sc 8, dec (15) 11. sc 3, dc 2 12. sc 3, dec (14) 13. sc 5, dec (13) 14. sc 6, dec (12) 15. sc 12 16. [sc, dec] around (8) STUFF 17. sc, dec, sc, dc, dc dec, dc, sc, sl st into next st, ch 2 and finish off leaving long tail for sewing.

HEAD

1. sc 6 in magic ring 2. sc 2, [sc, dec] x 2 (4) 3. sc 24 4. [inc, sc] x 2 (6) 5. [dc inc] x 3, inc x 3 (12) 6. [sc, inc] around (18) 7. sc around (18) 8. [dec, sc] around (12) 9. dec around (6) 10. finish off, sew opening shut, weave in the end. sew to body using yarn left over from the body.

LEG (make 2)

1. sc 6 in magic ring 2. [sc, inc] around (9) 3. dec x3, sc 3, dec (5) 4. sc 20 5. sl st, ch 3, cut yarn leaving long tail for sewing to body and finish off.

ARMS

1. ch 22, put marker in last ch 2. [ch 3, sl st in 3rd ch from hook, sl st in chain w/marker in it] x 3 to make fingers 3. sl st 21 or until you reach the end of the chain 4. ch 1 and put marker in it 5. repeat step 2 6. either sl st back to the other hand catching both the sl sts you already made and the foundation ch, or finish off now. sew to body in appropriate arm position.

Assemble and enjoy your smuppet!

genus-corvidae

A pattern for all the Dirks who crochet.

I mildly regret making this. But hopefully some of y'all will have a use for it. What is it, you ask?

Cal. It’s Lil Cal. I hate myself.

HEAD

1. with white yarn, sc 6 in magic ring (6) 2. inc around (12) 3. *sc, inc* around (18) 4. sc around x3 (18 each round, 54 total) 5. *sc 6, dc inc x3* around (24) 6. sc around x2 (24 each round, 48 total) 7. *sc 2, dec* around (18) 8. *sc, dec* around (12) STUFF 9. dec around (6) finish off and sew opening shut.

BODY

1. with blue yarn, sc 6 in magic ring (6) 2. inc around (12) 3. *sc, inc* around (18) 4. sc around IN BACK LOOPS ONLY (18) 5. sc around x6 (18 each round, 126 total) 6. sc 8, switch to orange in last sc, sc 1 w/orange and switch back to blue, sc 9 w/blue (18) 7. sc 6, switch to orange in last sc, sc 3 w/orange and switch back to blue, sc 8 w/blue (18) 8. *sc, dec* x2, switch to orange in last sc, sc 5 w/orange and switch back to blue, *dec, sc* x2 w/blue, sc (14) STUFF 10. dec 2, switch to orange in last sc and dec, sc, dec w/orange and switch back to blue, dec 2 w/blue, switch back to orange (7) 11. sc around w/orange, finish off leaving tail for sewing

LEGGIES (make 2)

1. with white yarn, sc 6 in magic ring 2. sc 2, hdc inc, 3 dc in next st, hdc, sc (8) 3. sc, dec, sc 3 together, dec, sc and change to orange (5) 4. sc around x15 (5 sc each round or 75 sc total.) Finish off, leaving tail for sewing. Do not stuff.

ARMS (make 2)

1. with white, sc 5 in magic ring 2. sc around x2 (5 each or 10 total) 3. sc 2, work 3 dc all into the same stitch, leaving the last loop unworked on the hook each time. When you’ve got 4 loops on the hook, yarn over and pull through all 4 sts, sc 2 4. sc around (5) changing to orange in last sc 5. sc around x16 (5 each or 80 total) finish off, leaving tail for sewing. Do not stuff.

HAT

1. with grey yarn, sc 6 in magic ring (6) 2. inc around (12) 3. *sc, inc* around (18) 4. *sc 5, inc* around (21) 5. sc around x2 (21 each or 42 total) ch 1, turn 6. sc 8, ch 1, turn 7. dec, sc 4, dec, ch 1, turn 8. dec, sc 2, dec, ch 1, turn 9. sc 4, finish off and weave in ends.

Sew on head. Sew on legs. Holding Cal upside-down, use blue yarn to sc around the unused loops of Body round 3. (18) *sc 7, inc* around (20) sc around x2 (20 each or 40 total) finish off and weave in ends.

Sew on arms. Embroider/paint on face and glue on googly eyes. Or make them from felt. Embroider any details, like the red laces of his shoes and “CAL” on his shirt. Pin or sew hat to his head. Congrats!

cardioaurum

MASTER POST FOR GOD TIER CROCHET PATTERNS

BREATH

LIGHT

TIME

SPACE

MIND

HEART

LIFE

VOID

HOPE

DOOM

BLOOD

RAGE

cardioaurum

Hope pattern for the really daring and adventurous! I held this pattern off for so long and now I’m glad I finished it. I really like symmetrical patterns. It makes typing and crocheting them so much easier. - U -

Hero of Hope 23x34 (Red Heart Super Saver Lemon, Gold, and White work well for this!) [H/8(5.00MM) Crochet Hook used] Row 1: Chain 34 using Lemon, chaining one extra to start the next row Row 2: sc 11 lemon, 3 gold, 6 lemon, 3 gold, 11 lemon Row 3: sc 12 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 12 lemon Row 4: sc 11 lemon, 3 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 2 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 3 gold, 11 lemon Row 5: sc 10 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 1 white, 2 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 10 lemon Row 6: sc 9 lemon, 1 gold, 5 white, 4 gold, 5 white, 1 gold, 9 lemon Row 7: sc 8 lemon, 1 gold, 2 white, 2 gold, 1 white, 6 gold, 1 white, 2 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 8 lemon Row 8: sc 5 lemon, 3 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 2 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 3 gold, 5 lemon Row 9: sc 4 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 2 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 2 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 1 white, 2 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon Row 10: sc 4 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 2 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 4 white, 2 gold, 4 white, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 1 white, 2 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon Row 11: sc 4 lemon, 1 gold, 4 white, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 2 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 4 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon Row 12: sc 4 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 2 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon Row 13: sc 5 lemon, 4 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 4 gold, 5 lemon Row 14: sc 4 lemon, 4 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 4 gold, 4 lemon Row 15: sc 3 lemon, 1 gold, 6 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 6 white, 1 gold, 3 lemon Row 16: sc 2 lemon, 5 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 3 white, 5 gold, 2 lemon Row 17: sc 2 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 5 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 3 white, 5 gold, 3 white, 1 gold, 2 lemon Row 18: sc 1 lemon, 2 gold, 11 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 11 white, 2 gold, 1 lemon Row 19: sc 1 lemon, 2 white, 2 gold, 8 white, 1 gold, 4 lemon, 1 gold, 8 white, 2 gold, 2 white, 1 gold, 1 lemon Row 20: sc 1 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 2 lemon, 1 gold, 6 white, 1 gold, 6 lemon, 1 gold, 6 white, 1 gold, 2 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 1 lemon Row 21: sc 2 lemon, 1 gold, 1 white, 2 gold, 1 lemon, 1 gold, 4 white, 1 gold, 8 lemon, 1 gold, 4 white, 1 gold, 1 lemon, 2 gold, 1 white, 1 gold, 2 lemon Row 22: sc 3 lemon, 2 gold, 3 lemon, 4 gold, 10 lemon, 4 gold, 3 lemon, 2 gold, 3 lemon Row 23: sc 34 lemon, tie off and you’re done!

remiycampbell

I'm alive!!!!!!

Both D and B were miners. For whatever reason, B-127 was abandoned, and D-16 took him under his wing.

O-12 is a dock worker, while E-1 is a maintenance mechanic.

classjezter

For some reason, I imagine baby Optimus sounds like those animal crossing characters when he talks <3

Yes‼️ honestly the beeps are accurate to what I had in mind too

classjezter

Frenzy showing off his new brother

aziidaa

me when the glass is shattered

fenman-chu

哈哈哈...串了個有趣的影片（請無視裡面的歌詞)

iceey07

Done

random-cockroach

The second one goes in the wild, run my child, run, bite people Song: I was made for lovin' you by Kiss

I keep making the same mistake by paying more attention to colors when could make instead more movement rrrrrRrrRRrr I SWEAR TO GOD I WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH THEM, RUNNING AWAY, A CROWDED PLACE AND A "BATTLE" IN THE MIDDLE FOR SO LONG *head in hands* It actually isn't even close to what could be, I lack skills and time to take it out of my head XDD