Chich Iik Secrets

NY Witch • Sagittarius • ISTJ Tarot Reader, Glutton, Enthusiast. I am a sinner and the Devil chains me to [deck] lust. ~~~ History, Anthropology, . Coffee and Tea. ~~~ Tell me about your religion, your gods and desires. My Tags

[artofjoohei]

A sorcerer and her cat familiar ✨🌟

[rosasanctus]

Them: What do you remember about Middle School?

Me:

[lohrien]

Illustrations by hoooook

[resonance-of-libra]

Explicit.

[socialpsychopathblr]

Artist: Haenuli

[resonance-of-libra]

Kinky.

[ursawood]

mr tumblr staff my nipples are male presenting it’s fine

[borealing]

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[sophiamariabaeks]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[lesbianshepard]

not to be mean or anything but that american missionary who got killed by the sentinelese was dumb as fuck.

[lesbianshepard]

like…its well documented that they’re a tribe that is aggressive to outsiders, it’s illegal to approach the island itself, and they will kill anyone who trespasses. not only that, because they’re an uncontacted people they have no resistance to modern diseases. he risked wiping out a large portion of an already small population because he wanted to proselytize.

and also they almost certainly have their own independent language that only they can speak. dude was just going to walk up and go what’s gonna sound like “oogity boogity” to them and hope they accept jesus cause of it? dumbass.

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[sandandglass]

[joseinextdoor]

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

[micahulrichdraws]

Be my night.

[mayleeillustration]

Witch’s bevarage

[theartcalledfashion]

[chiffonandribbons]

[bevsi]

malicious spirits