jack of all trades, master of none

just a small collection of things that make me happy, sad, or contemplative

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[yearns-in-lesbian]

reblog to give your friend a bad day

[dinosoverhumans]

this is the monalisa of tumblr

[matt-murdockk-deactivated202203]

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

[anonymouse-the-asian-deactivate]

this is it, this post started it all

[best-of-reblogs]

[exit-path]

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

[vytamins]

local space dad on his way to see his son at jedi boarding school

[kirianthedivorce]

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

[anoonzee]

The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[shitpostsampler]

How do you make your patterns?

Well, to physically make our patterns we run them through a .pdf printer and then combine them with a program called- wait, no, this isn’t what you want.

When designing we have to pick some colors, and while the both of us have taken art classes (color theory, ugh), you can find complementary colors by using an online source located at -- nope, gotta back up farther.

Finding an aesthetically pleasing border that fits our sampler and brain waves for the day doesn't take too much time. There is an entire library website dedicated to vintage sources that are under the Creative Commons umbrella if you're looking for inspiration--- oh, uh ...

Motifs and fonts are a willy nilly process where we don't want to pick something to big and we don't want to pick something unreadable. We occasionally have to make full fonts from scratch but there are only so many pixel configurations, so--- nope ...

We use PC Stitch.

[shitpostsampler]

pastelplasticheart

parent may i please have the websites

For antique crafting inspiration, please head on over to the Antique Pattern Library. They have -so- many crafts on there. It's really a great website to sink some hours into.

For an easy generator for complementary colors, head on over to the Thread Palette Generator. The person who runs this also has pre-made palettes and palettes for sale. It's just a nice website to toodle around when you're looking for nice color combos.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Neck lengths of birds + aggression: a study.”

By @inomnomcom

[disneybound]

via Van Kelsing

[eesirachs]

“I loved you, always.”

[scp-469-blog]

going to comment a little on this game: the overseeing voice talks as if it owns you, and defies your free will. if you follow its orders, you are praised, and the worldview becomes sharper and more detailed. if you don’t, you are chastised, and the world becomes more vague and difficult to navigate, but also more colourful and loud. it’s odd, and sort of eerie, but definitely interesting. take it as you will.

[scarecrows-talk-deactivated2018]

This game really unsettles me. It unsttles me that my first choice to obey, and when I played again and disobeyed, I got really emotional really fast. Failure hurt me more the more I disobeyed. It was… interesting to experience.

[some-asshole-with-a-pony-icon-d]

i’ve always said we are trained to obey more than to think.

[bobateebrek]

holy shit. i reblogged this the first time without playing. then i played in and it is terrifying. i very much like this, but it will give you intense feelings. 

[inarticulate-spaghetti]

What’s the game??

[bobateebrek]

you obey everything the game tells you too, even jumping into barbs and basically killing yourself. if you dont youre chastised and even the scolding is terrifying

[theanimatedraccoon]

So, essentially, it’s a game that illustrates what it’s like to be in an abusive parents or an abusive relationship - and how it affects you emotionally. That is horrific and ingenious - the next time someone negates the affects of emotional abuse, I’ll take them to this game and let them come to their own conclusions.

[phiasmir]

This game absolutely gets it. The most solid and reliable degradation is a gendered insult. The more you obey and co-operate, the better understanding you seem to have of your word, and things seem easier. But what really gets me is the contradiction. You are not allowed to have the correct answer. Are you a boy or a girl? The answer is no, I will give you the answer. even towards the end, your “praise” is “no, I will give you the answer. You earned this answer, but it is given to you by me.” Disobeying makes the world frightening and confusing and difficult, but beautiful in a world devoid of flavour.

[codergf]

great that it’s made by a fellow australian too

[supersquire457-deactivated20200]

Reblogging this for later.

[thestrangedaffodil]

If anyone was looking for the name it’s called Loved

[miss-kitty-fantastico]

Holy jesus this sounds horrifying and interesting all at once…

[my-url-deactivated20180228]

Where can I find this

[purplepints]

It’s a Flash game from 2010.

https://ocias.com/works/loved/

Loved

Play the confrontational short story by Alexander Ocias.

[meltedmountains]

[heretomemeyouraesthetic]

Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

maybe in order to get myself to sleep i will look at this image of manatees being fed sweet potatoes while looking like sweet potatoes (x) 

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[k-eke]

Frio frio <3

[coolfeistyowl]

[breakingnewsin-no-oneasked-deac]

Mrs. Pots snapped

[queenstravelingdarling]

Mrs. Pots sick of the shit!!!

[clear-page-deactivated20201125]

“Listen Karen I don’t care.” love it

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[dancinbutterfly]

Like to charge, fucking reblog to cast

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]