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Reneé Rapp photographed by Morgan Maher for Perfect (2026)

[wildspringday]

reneé rapp via instagram

[wildspringday]

reneé rapp via instagram

[brionesfame]

Spontaneous Vegas wedding? I love it! I would love to have the quirky Vegas wedding with the Elvis impersonator, flashing lights, everything! Oooo, I bet those will be fun!

[reneerxpp]

Every cliche we could have, we did. It was the best and it was just us. Which was the best feeling. It has been so amazing getting to unwind here. I love it. Have you enjoyed the trip?

[antoniofame]

didn't think that the next time we'd run into each other would be in cancun. not that i'm complaining. i have to admit that i've been slacking in the friend department but you can blame that new hockey show for that. it's keeping me busy and i already have to go back to canada after this little break. so i hope that you've got a little time to spare for me to catch up and inform me of all the gossip that's been taking over your life lately. @reneerxpp

[reneerxpp]

This is so fucking hilarious. Why do I feel it is very us to bump into one another here? Of course it is. You really have and then showing up all over my tiktok page? White boy of the month it seems. Is this you forgetting us little folk? I am sure that I could make time for you. You do owe me...

[ayodebiris]

Reneé, excuse me?? You just announced you got married like it’s casual news and didn’t think to prepare us? I actually screamed so loud I scared myself. I’m still recovering. Congrats! Is Cancún part of the honeymoon, or do you two have something extra special planned?

[reneerxpp]

Queen of never let them know your next move. We did it before we could really think about it and it was the best choice. You are so fucking cute. We are making it part of the honeymoon. And then going somewhere just for our us. Thinking Paris, to do all the romantic shit.

[yeahchlo]

Bitch! You're married!? Can't believe I found out from socials, but also... congrats! I love that for you both. Makes my heart all warm and fuzzy that y'all are happy. I dunno how to explain it but getting hitched in Vegas seems like a very you thing. In the best possible way. And what better way to celebrate than in Cancun! So is there any chance of tearing you away from your wife for just an hour or two for a hang? Promise I'll return you in one piece. @reneerxpp

[reneerxpp]

Surprise! Sorry, it was all spur of the moment s,o I posted and ghosted. Thank you. We are so fucking happy. I am so going to take that as a compliment. As much as I love being the centre of attention, I was happy to keep this just for us. It has been the best place for us to celebrate. Yes, yes please steal me away. I need us drinking and dancing and for you to tell me everything going on with you.

[reneerxpp]

reneerapp: mexico looks good on you mrs rapp-cameron 🤤 😈 tagged: @dovemf

[reneerxpp]

Renee Rapp attends the Xoximilco Party | Cancun, Mexico | 23.05.26

[dovemf]

Not thinking about work sounds wonderful to me. Cause I wanna focus on us a little more. Cancun is going to be so much more fun now. But where were you thinking for the honeymoon? Still somewhere tropical or are we wanting a little more... European? Cause France sounds nice to me.

[reneerxpp]

The next week is for us, and only us. It's all I want to think about. It really is. Going to try and control myself around you and those bikinis but I already know I will fail. If my wife wants France, she can get France. Paris? We can make out under the Eiffel Tower.

[brionesfame]

SO... I heard something about you and a certain lady getting married recently? Congratulations! I bet this trip will be like a honeymoon for you two. Do you have any plans for a trip for just the both of you? @reneerxpp

[reneerxpp]

I did, yes! Went to Vegas and just got Dove to be my wife because we weren't about that waiting for it. Thank you. Yeah, it is. I mean, if I had my way we would be in our room all weekend but I do have some date nights planned for us.

[srahpaulsons]

SARAH: LADY!!!LAAADY!! holy crap SARAH: i'm as the kids say, gagged. you had me gaged with that announcement, i had no idea it was this serious. AND in vegas! i need more details, all of them. starting with on a scale of 1 to completely, how spontaneous was this? SARAH: well then let's also make Cancun trouble, cause you and i, those angels are locked away. They can't take away our tequila.

[reneerxpp]

renee: I KNOW IT'S CRAZY!! renee: you are so down with the kids. hahahaha. the most spontaneous thing i've ever done. we moved in together and got to talking and how we both wanted to get married so it was like 'well why wait?' you know, we really are bringing the sterotypes. renee: new location for trouble UNLOCKED. can't wait to see your face.

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[scbrinasannlynn]

you know i'm right there with you, so please. thank you, babes. i feel like it was the best i've done now and how can i top that now ? well, we'll have to wait and see. ooh, congrats on finishing so — maybe we need to celebrate some ? also enjoy those shows, sounds like some fun ones, let me just say that.

[reneerxpp]

You will think of something, I know it. And even if your next show is you in jeans playing twinkle twinkle little star, I will still be sat. Yes. And we might need to add in me getting married to the celebrations?

[dovemf]

I like being able to crack the shell that you have. So I think that I'm going to keep doing it. I don't think that your reputation is going to be damaged at all, baby. It's only going to be improved. I'm excited to live with you and not having to say good bye at anytime. Unless we have to work, of course. Coming home to you is always a highlight.

[reneerxpp]

You are the only one who has, baby. That's right, I get to come home to my wife, every single day. Let's not think about work right now, it's just us. What if after Cancun we fly out somewhere else and make it an extended honeymoon?

[srahpaulsons]

SARAH: That alone, proves i'm right, lady. if it feels far different then before, that means it is. That means your hearts in it as fucking scary as that can be. SARAH: you're the angel and devil on my shoulder lady, i'm serious about that. okay so i need us to now go three for three, cause i will be trying recklessly to steal your attention during this trip to cancun, and if we get up to no good? even better. Actually, that's almost a requirement here. what happens on vacation, stays there.

[reneerxpp]

renee: well we got married so i think she actually wants me for like real?? IM A WIFE, SARAH!!!! renee: it is a rule when we get together, it's trouble. there is nothing else for it. we need to make it happen. our guardian angels are also on vacation so we can roam free, that's how it all works, isn't it?