random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
ā i want to be like you.Ā ā
ā that is ⦠literally illegal. youāre describing something illegal. ā
ā whatās the plan here ?Ā ā
ā please just ⦠come home.Ā ā
ā all iām saying is that jurassic park could happen !Ā ā
ā jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ?Ā ā
ā iām a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up.Ā ā
ā youāre so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to goāĀ ā
ā hey , uh , what do you got there ?Ā ā
ā weāre not friends.Ā ā
ā so , do you come here often or ⦠?Ā ā
ā slow down , i just want to get to know you ā¦Ā ā
ā iām angry at you ! iām upset ! and you ⦠you donāt even care !Ā ā
ā will you promise to marry me in the future ?Ā ā
ā what are your thoughts on having kids ?Ā ā
ā oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad momentā stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didnāt have to do us like that !Ā ā
ā youāre my best friend. iāll always have your back.Ā ā
ā ⦠do you want to do something stupid with me ?Ā ā
ā you donāt have to be jealous , you know~Ā ā
ā did you do this ?Ā ā
ā for once can you please be honest with me ?Ā ā
ā lets run away together. anywhere. iām tired of this life.Ā ā
ā are you binge watching that show on netflix again ?Ā ā
ā how much britney spears iāve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business !Ā ā
ā god ⦠i canāt look away , itās like my eyes are drawn to it.Ā ā
ā why are you leaving ?Ā ā
ā admit it ⦠i drive you wild.Ā ā
ā youāre so infuriating.Ā ā
ā i hate this town.Ā ā
ā iām one call away , okay ? just one call.Ā ā
ā you want me so bad , donāt you ?Ā ā
ā iāll just live in the forest as a goblin.Ā ā
ā you donāt know what iām capable of.Ā ā
ā you want a tattoo of what now ?Ā ā
ā i canāt believe iām confessing this but ⦠i really really like you.Ā ā
ā look me in the eye when youāre breaking my heart ! you donāt get to look away , dammit !Ā ā
ā i canāt believe weāve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing.Ā ā
ā hey , hey , hey ⦠guess what ?Ā ā
ā you are my platonic soulmate.Ā ā
ā someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals.Ā ā
ā the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. thatās anime logic , at least.Ā ā
ā i canāt believe i fell in love ⦠like an idiot.Ā ā
ā iāve never fallen in love before ⦠whatās it like ?Ā ā
ā hello ? 911 ? iād like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells ā¦.Ā ā
ā wow , look who remembered my existence.Ā ā
ā you want to hear a story ? oh uh ⦠well ⦠uh ⦠l ā let me tell you all about how this boyās life got flipped turned upside downāĀ ā
ā ⦠not many people really talk to me ā¦Ā ā
ā tell me all about you. anything. everything.Ā ā