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I’m always tired. Like always. I think it’s because I’m constantly stressed.

Isn’t it because we’ve been fighting the Quincies with two days without sleep? (Or barely any sleep)

No, Abarai, I mean I am literally almost always tired. Why do you think my temper is short and my hobby is napping? I’m so tired like all the time. With the Quincy nonsense going on right now I’m even more exhausted than I’ve ever been in my entire life.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #i think i lost an arm #might have been impaled too #things are kinda blurry #toushirou hitsugaya #toshirosuggestions

#tell me when the Quincy guy dies #so I can just pass out

Uhhhhh... Do you mind if I ask Aizen to do this? Pretty sure he’s the only one who knows what the fuck is going on right now

Sometimes I go to captains meetings and I don’t actually listen… I just kind of look around. It depends on how much it affects me. Like the ryoka meeting yeah I totally wasn’t listening I was just thinking about how everything was Gin and Aizen’s fault, mostly Gin’s fault.

Which ryoka meeting? There were like a dozen.

There was more than one? They all just kind of blurred together for me…

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #i read about the meeting in kuchiki-taichou's reports #toushirou hitsugaya #toshirosuggestions

I was sorta down for the count after the first one, but didn’t the captains have the “shit, Aizen died” meeting too? And I seem to remember some meetings about Bounts...

I’m always tired. Like always. I think it’s because I’m constantly stressed.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #i've been tired since the quincies landed on soul society #toushirou hitsugaya #toshirosuggestions

Isn’t it because we’ve been fighting the Quincies with two days without sleep? (Or barely any sleep)

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #seriously #don't know how many #toushirou hitsugaya #toshirosuggestions

Which ryoka meeting? There were like a dozen.

Be a shield for @renjisuggestions…

But were you? Were you really?

I’m not comitting to anything till I hear what @kubosuggestions has to say.

kubosuggestions

This whole arc is Sosuke-chan’s bankai. You actually just lost a leg Renji-chan

…Why did I think listening to him would be a good thing.

kubosuggestions

It’s always a good idea to listen to me Renji-chan

I know things

For example… uh, watch out…

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #dammit #//seriously you're doing an awesome job #//i laugh so much #tite kubo #kubosuggestions

How do you expect me to watch out if I don’t even know what’s happening?!

Be a shield for @renjisuggestions…

But were you? Were you really?

I’m not comitting to anything till I hear what @kubosuggestions has to say.

kubosuggestions

This whole arc is Sosuke-chan’s bankai. You actually just lost a leg Renji-chan

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #//i'm laughing like a loon here #//good one #tite kubo #kubosuggestions

...Why did I think listening to him would be a good thing.

bazz-bsuggestions

Hey, @renjisuggestions… I see you joined the one arm club.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #if it did happen to me #maybe we can go buy one-armed hoodies together #or something #bazz-b #bazz-bsuggestions

Heeey, man. Honestly, I have no idea. We’re fighting with @aizensamasuggestions and I have no idea if that happened to me, to Aizen, to Ichigo, or to Yhwach.

...I really hope it happened to Yhwach.

Dude, weren't you freaking SORE from sitting bound to that damn chair all this time??!! I mean, it looked uncomfortable AF! How does it feel to stretch out your limbs? Lol. PS. Take off the eye-patch man! Shunsui might get jealous he's not the only stylish one with an eyepatch lol.

And, we wouldn’t want the Captain Commander jealous.

Because, as much as I would LOVE to take off the eyepatch (it’s covering my good eye, the one that needs the least correction), it’s really down to @shunsuisuggestions to release the rest of the keys. This lovely get-up I’m wearing is the only thing still binding me in any way to Muken. You should be impressed that I can not only stand, but fight.

And, sore? That’s not the half of it. This stupid bondage gear chafes in the most… awkward places.

merissa5150

Ah, I forgot the part about the keys. Now the more reason for the Captain Commander to get those keys and take off the eye-patch right? That way he won’t get jealous and you get your sight back…wait, didn’t you get contacts after you left to Hueco Mundo?! Lol.

And I’m definitely impressed that not only can you stand up, but you can also fight.

In the meantime, may I suggest an anti-chafing cream? If they don’t have them in Soul Society, maybe you can find it in the World of the Living…as soon as you deal with Ywach I guess…

With @ichigosuggestions and @renjisuggestions, I’m sure we can make quick work of this interloper Quincy (though I suspect we made need more help before everything is over.)

The contacts dried up in Muken. And, yes, if the Captain Commander is smart, he’ll cough up the rest of those keys ASAP.

…Somehow I don’t like being included in your plan.

Suck it up, Abarai.

Though, if you’re not up for the fight, I can defeat @yhwachsuggestions without you. Slink off with your ‘snake tail’ between your legs if you’re too “conflicted” to stand with me and fight our common enemy

It’s not me being “conflicted”. It’s just good sense.

#quite aggressive lately aren’t we #did the chair’s death leave you sad or anything

You’ve noticed, have you? I knew there was a reason I found you so troublesome while you were in my Division. You’re a very astute ‘people person,’ aren’t you, Abarai?

And, no, I’m not saddened by the lost of @chairkunsuggestions. Quite the opposite.

I finally feel like myself again.

kiyonesuggestions

Which is why I’ve been so terribly cruel to poor Captain Ukitake

S-St-o-op being me-mean to Uki-Ukitake-taicho…. Y-You traitor!

sentarosuggestions

Kiyone, let me handle this!

@aizensamasuggestions: Stop being c-cruel to Ukitake-taicho, you tr-traitor!!

…

….

I’m sorry, and you two are…..?

Ah, yes, Captain Ukitake’s Third Seats.

Don’t worry yourselves. I’m sure @jushirosuggestions can handle the fact that I suggested that all @shunsuisuggestions needed to solve his drinking problem was a little… what I like to call: “murder-therapy.”

He won’t take me up on it, at any rate. I’m sure the worst I did to your captain was shock his poor, tender, hopeful heart.

Though… @kyokasuigetsusuggestions did run off with his body for a while… it seems everyone is where they belong, once again.

And, @renjisuggestions… I protected you with my very body (…or is yours?)…. Regardless, I told you I was on your side.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #either against you #or alongside you #what just happened #i have no idea #sousuke aizen #aizensamasuggstions #kiyone kotetsu #kiyonesuggestions #sentarou kotsubaki #sentarosuggestions

Dude, fighting you is the worst.

Be a shield for @renjisuggestions…

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #i'll believe you when he says so #in which case #it'll be awkward #sousuke aizen #aizensamasuggestions

But were you? Were you really?

I’m not comitting to anything till I hear what @kubosuggestions has to say.

Find the loopholes so you don’t break your deals.

Great advice, that. Don’t live the rules to the letter.

Yeah! It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!

There’s something oddly thrilling about breaking rules, isn’t there? I know I always wanted to shout “bathroom!” and run out of class. I did it once, and it was quite exciting! You should try it!

I don’t go to class anymore, but I’m going to try to shout “bathroom!” and run out of the next lieutenant meeting.

Don’t give Matsumoto any more ideas…

…I should have thought of that before I posted.

….

Just trying out Living World customs, captain!

And Living World customs include slacking off? And breaking the rules?

…Well, @orihimesuggestions did it once.

And if @orihimesuggestions stabbed herself with a sword would you do the same?

Depends on why she was doing it?… Though I’m pretty sure I’d have to be holding @ichigosuggestions, @uryusuggestions and @rukiasuggestions if that happened

It was metaphorical, you fool. I didn’t mean that she would actually stab herself.

why do you take things so literally

Sorry, sir! Really not sure how I’m supposed to take it!

I believe if we are speaking in Living World dialect now, then that is what a female has spoken.

#i mean #i had to imagine inoue stabbing herself #and you asked if i’d do the same right #where did i go wrong

I was asking you if you were simply a mindless copycat who would do anything that @orihimesuggestions would do, I was using a common metaphor.

Well, of course, I can’t copy everything she does! I mean, I can’t heal like she does, so, yeah, it’s out. So not a mindless copycat! I guess.

Also…

…Did I hear you make a joke?

Are you saying that you would do everything she has done within the capability of your powers?

… Perhaps.

No, not really. I mean, in the end of the day, I’m the one I have to answer to. But as far as role models go, @orihimesuggestions is really cool, isn’t she?

…Seriously, captain, give a guy some warning.

I had thought I was your role model.. I do not know, I haven’t spoken with the girl much

I thought jokes lost comedic affect if people are warned of them?

You should too, sir! She seemed very interested in your comedy routine! Which is why I can’t blindly follow everything she does

…Trust me, captain, it’s better to warn me.

Well, of course, it was the height of good humour.

..I do not understand what you are implying with that…

#if you’re my role model for most things #maybe i can be your role model for comedy?

but you do not understand comedy, Renji

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #//i'm going to have to go to sleep now #//but if you want to answer renji'll answer tomorrow!#//thanks for this last one #//it made me laugh out loud #byakuya kuchiki #byakuyasuggestions

...It’s a lost cause, isn’t it.

komamurasuggestions

Don’t let others knock you down just because of your appearance.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #this is me not worrying about people who don't like my tattoos #or say i look like a turnip #sajin komamura #komamurasuggestions

That’s right, captain! We gotta own up to who we are!

Find the loopholes so you don’t break your deals.

Great advice, that. Don’t live the rules to the letter.

Yeah! It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!

I don’t go to class anymore, but I’m going to try to shout “bathroom!” and run out of the next lieutenant meeting.

Don’t give Matsumoto any more ideas…

…I should have thought of that before I posted.

….

Just trying out Living World customs, captain!

And Living World customs include slacking off? And breaking the rules?

…Well, @orihimesuggestions did it once.

And if @orihimesuggestions stabbed herself with a sword would you do the same?

Depends on why she was doing it?… Though I’m pretty sure I’d have to be holding @ichigosuggestions, @uryusuggestions and @rukiasuggestions if that happened

It was metaphorical, you fool. I didn’t mean that she would actually stab herself.

why do you take things so literally

Sorry, sir! Really not sure how I’m supposed to take it!

I believe if we are speaking in Living World dialect now, then that is what a female has spoken.

#i mean #i had to imagine inoue stabbing herself #and you asked if i’d do the same right #where did i go wrong

I was asking you if you were simply a mindless copycat who would do anything that @orihimesuggestions would do, I was using a common metaphor.

Well, of course, I can’t copy everything she does! I mean, I can’t heal like she does, so, yeah, it’s out. So not a mindless copycat! I guess.

Also…

…Did I hear you make a joke?

Are you saying that you would do everything she has done within the capability of your powers?

… Perhaps.

No, not really. I mean, in the end of the day, I’m the one I have to answer to. But as far as role models go, @orihimesuggestions is really cool, isn’t she?

…Seriously, captain, give a guy some warning.

I had thought I was your role model.. I do not know, I haven’t spoken with the girl much

I thought jokes lost comedic affect if people are warned of them?

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #where did you even get this book #if you're my role model for most things #maybe i can be your role model for comedy?#byakuya kuchiki #byakuyasuggestions #orihime inoue #orihimesuggestions

You should too, sir! She seemed very interested in your comedy routine! Which is why I can’t blindly follow everything she does

...Trust me, captain, it’s better to warn me.

Find the loopholes so you don’t break your deals.

Great advice, that. Don’t live the rules to the letter.

Yeah! It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!

I don’t go to class anymore, but I’m going to try to shout “bathroom!” and run out of the next lieutenant meeting.

Don’t give Matsumoto any more ideas…

…I should have thought of that before I posted.

….

Just trying out Living World customs, captain!

And Living World customs include slacking off? And breaking the rules?

…Well, @orihimesuggestions did it once.

And if @orihimesuggestions stabbed herself with a sword would you do the same?

Depends on why she was doing it?… Though I’m pretty sure I’d have to be holding @ichigosuggestions, @uryusuggestions and @rukiasuggestions if that happened

It was metaphorical, you fool. I didn’t mean that she would actually stab herself.

why do you take things so literally

Sorry, sir! Really not sure how I’m supposed to take it!

I believe if we are speaking in Living World dialect now, then that is what a female has spoken.

#i mean #i had to imagine inoue stabbing herself #and you asked if i’d do the same right #where did i go wrong

I was asking you if you were simply a mindless copycat who would do anything that @orihimesuggestions would do, I was using a common metaphor.

Well, of course, I can’t copy everything she does! I mean, I can’t heal like she does, so, yeah, it’s out. So not a mindless copycat! I guess.

Also…

…Did I hear you make a joke?

Are you saying that you would do everything she has done within the capability of your powers?

… Perhaps.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #so i can laugh properly too #byakuya kuchiki #byakuyasuggestions #orihime inoue #orihimesuggestions

No, not really. I mean, in the end of the day, I’m the one I have to answer to. But as far as role models go, @orihimesuggestions is really cool, isn’t she?

...Seriously, captain, give a guy some warning.

Find the loopholes so you don’t break your deals.

Great advice, that. Don’t live the rules to the letter.

Yeah! It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!

I don’t go to class anymore, but I’m going to try to shout “bathroom!” and run out of the next lieutenant meeting.

Don’t give Matsumoto any more ideas…

…I should have thought of that before I posted.

….

Just trying out Living World customs, captain!

And Living World customs include slacking off? And breaking the rules?

…Well, @orihimesuggestions did it once.

And if @orihimesuggestions stabbed herself with a sword would you do the same?

Depends on why she was doing it?… Though I’m pretty sure I’d have to be holding @ichigosuggestions, @uryusuggestions and @rukiasuggestions if that happened

It was metaphorical, you fool. I didn’t mean that she would actually stab herself.

why do you take things so literally

Sorry, sir! Really not sure how I’m supposed to take it!

I believe if we are speaking in Living World dialect now, then that is what a female has spoken.

#i mean #i had to imagine inoue stabbing herself #and you asked if i’d do the same right #where did i go wrong

I was asking you if you were simply a mindless copycat who would do anything that @orihimesuggestions would do, I was using a common metaphor.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #//going with my headcanon that the things on strike are whispered #orihime inoue #orihimesuggestions #byakuya kuchiki #byakuyasuggestions

Well, of course, I can’t copy everything she does! I mean, I can’t heal like she does, so, yeah, it’s out. So not a mindless copycat! I guess.

Also...

...Did I hear you make a joke?

Find the loopholes so you don’t break your deals.

Great advice, that. Don’t live the rules to the letter.

Yeah! It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!

I don’t go to class anymore, but I’m going to try to shout “bathroom!” and run out of the next lieutenant meeting.

Don’t give Matsumoto any more ideas…

…I should have thought of that before I posted.

….

Just trying out Living World customs, captain!

And Living World customs include slacking off? And breaking the rules?

…Well, @orihimesuggestions did it once.

And if @orihimesuggestions stabbed herself with a sword would you do the same?

Depends on why she was doing it?… Though I’m pretty sure I’d have to be holding @ichigosuggestions, @uryusuggestions and @rukiasuggestions if that happened

It was metaphorical, you fool. I didn’t mean that she would actually stab herself.

#bleach suggestions #seireitei chatter #i mean #i had to imagine inoue stabbing herself #and you asked if i'd do the same right #where did i go wrong #//the moment where renji sets himself up for a 'that's what she said' joke #byakuya kuchiki #byakuyasuggestions #orihime inoue #orihimesuggestions

why do you take things so literally

Sorry, sir! Really not sure how I’m supposed to take it!

Find the loopholes so you don’t break your deals.

Great advice, that. Don’t live the rules to the letter.

Yeah! It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!

I don’t go to class anymore, but I’m going to try to shout “bathroom!” and run out of the next lieutenant meeting.

Don’t give Matsumoto any more ideas…

…I should have thought of that before I posted.

….

Just trying out Living World customs, captain!

And Living World customs include slacking off? And breaking the rules?

…Well, @orihimesuggestions did it once.

And if @orihimesuggestions stabbed herself with a sword would you do the same?