The Best Third Seat

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[kiyonesuggestions]

Follow your dreams!

[sentarosuggestions]

no, chase your dreams!

[sentarosuggestions]

@kiyonesuggestions

hey, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m not sure. However much he wants!

[sentarosuggestions]

Really? Because I thought that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[yushirosuggestions]

Wood…? Chuckchuck? Woooood……?

[sentarosuggestions]

Hey, Yushiro-san, it’s ‘how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?’

[yushirosuggestions]

… there must be an easier way to say that!

[sentarosuggestions]

It’s a tongue twister. It’s supposed to be difficult to say.

[yushirosuggestions]

But why?

[sentarosuggestions]

... I don’t know, actually. For fun?

[sentarosuggestions]

@kiyonesuggestions

hey, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m not sure. However much he wants!

[sentarosuggestions]

Really? Because I thought that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[yushirosuggestions]

Wood…? Chuckchuck? Woooood……?

[sentarosuggestions]

Hey, Yushiro-san, it’s ‘how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?’

[yushirosuggestions]

… there must be an easier way to say that!

[sentarosuggestions]

It’s a tongue twister. It’s supposed to be difficult to say.

[sentarosuggestions]

@kiyonesuggestions

hey, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m not sure. However much he wants!

[sentarosuggestions]

Really? Because I thought that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[yushirosuggestions]

Wood…? Chuckchuck? Woooood……?

[sentarosuggestions]

Hey, Yushiro-san, it’s ‘how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?’

[sentarosuggestions]

@kiyonesuggestions

hey, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m not sure. However much he wants!

[sentarosuggestions]

Really? Because I thought that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[sentarosuggestions]

@kiyonesuggestions

hey, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[jushirosuggestions]

Wishing a very, very, very happy birthday to both @kiyonesuggestions and @sentarosuggestions! Thank you for your extraordinary dedication and enthusiasm, Kiyone-chan - I hope life is treating you well over at the Fourth! And thank you for your tremendous hard work and loyalty, Sentaro-kun - I hope life is treating you well, too - um - w-wherever you are!

Have a wonderful day, you two - and please - do at least try not to fight too hard over the last piece of cake this year? A-all right?

[kiyonesuggestions]

Thank you, ukitake-taicho!

[sentarosuggestions]

Thank you, Ukitake-taicho!

[shunsuisuggestions]

Soul Society Olympics, anyone?

[isanesuggestions-blog]

Do you think us to be a part of some circus? And that you can make us do whatever you want, all for your own sick amusement!!?

You’re the Captain Commander of Gotei 13! Be responsible and serious!

I was absolutely right to make the decision of stomping on your face. Remember that I will not think twice before acting upon it.

[shunsuisuggestions]

Maa, maa, Isane-chan! It’s important to relax and have some fun every now and then, you know? Besides, isn’t the Fourth Division always saying that we all need to exercise more?

*hides behind @nanaosuggestions in case of any stomping*

[kiyonesuggestions]

I WOULD LOVE AN OLYMPIC EVENT, GIVES ME TIME TO PROVE IM BETTER THAN SENTARO, sir.

[sentarosuggestions]

We’d be separated into different events, Kiyone, because I’m a man and you’re a woman. Assuming that a Soul Society Olympics would function like the living world Olympics, that is.

[kiyonesuggestions]

Gross, I vote we let men and women in the same competitions, I’ll totally wipe the floor with you.

[sentarosuggestions]

Nuh-uh! If we compete against each other, I'll be wiping the floor with you!

[shunsuisuggestions]

Soul Society Olympics, anyone?

[isanesuggestions-blog]

Do you think us to be a part of some circus? And that you can make us do whatever you want, all for your own sick amusement!!?

You’re the Captain Commander of Gotei 13! Be responsible and serious!

I was absolutely right to make the decision of stomping on your face. Remember that I will not think twice before acting upon it.

[shunsuisuggestions]

Maa, maa, Isane-chan! It’s important to relax and have some fun every now and then, you know? Besides, isn’t the Fourth Division always saying that we all need to exercise more?

*hides behind @nanaosuggestions in case of any stomping*

[kiyonesuggestions]

I WOULD LOVE AN OLYMPIC EVENT, GIVES ME TIME TO PROVE IM BETTER THAN SENTARO, sir.

[sentarosuggestions]

We'd be separated into different events, Kiyone, because I'm a man and you're a woman. Assuming that a Soul Society Olympics would function like the living world Olympics, that is.

[kiyonesuggestions]

I-I know that… That Ukitake-taicho would want us not to mourn too long, but to take as long as we need to recover! Then to continue to live. Smile, enjoy the little things!

I have learned a lot from the years I spent as third, helping Ukitake-taicho. And I will treasure those memories, as should you!

Please, if you need anything, don’t hesitate to ask! I will help to the best of my abilities, and I’ll even force @sentarosuggestions to help!

And, Sentaro-san, even though I’m a lieutenant now…. I still consider you my co-seat. Let’s hang out sometime soon, okay?

[sentarosuggestions]

You won’t need to force me to help, Kiyone.

But same for me, too. I’ll try to help, if anyone needs help!

…And thanks, Kiyone. Let’s hang out soon.

[kiyonesuggestions]

Of course! How’s lunch sound?

[sentarosuggestions]

That sounds great! Where would you want to eat?

[kiyonesuggestions]

I-I know that… That Ukitake-taicho would want us not to mourn too long, but to take as long as we need to recover! Then to continue to live. Smile, enjoy the little things!

I have learned a lot from the years I spent as third, helping Ukitake-taicho. And I will treasure those memories, as should you!

Please, if you need anything, don’t hesitate to ask! I will help to the best of my abilities, and I’ll even force @sentarosuggestions to help!

And, Sentaro-san, even though I’m a lieutenant now…. I still consider you my co-seat. Let’s hang out sometime soon, okay?

[sentarosuggestions]

You won’t need to force me to help, Kiyone.

But same for me, too. I’ll try to help, if anyone needs help!

...And thanks, Kiyone. Let’s hang out soon.

[sentarosuggestions]

Be the best third seat in your division.

[kiyonesuggestions]

Learn how to mak/boil tea to help with arranging tea parties and Gatherings! Or help your Taicho feel better!

[jushirosuggestions]

Why, yes! That’s a very useful skill indeed, @kiyonesuggestions!

Also, I can see through those strikethroughs of yours, you know. You have my sincerest thanks, Kiyone-chan - your tea does always help me feel better!

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m happy you like it! Suck it @sentarosuggestions

[sentarosuggestions]

You say that like I don’t know how to make tea, too. Which I do, of course, better than you.

[kiyonesuggestions]

Yeah?! Well, I have grace cause I’m a woman unlike you, you monkey!

[sentarosuggestions]

Being a woman doesn’t make you graceful. And I’m not a monkey!

[kiyonesuggestions]

Yes, you are!

[sentarosuggestions]

No, I’m not! And you’re not graceful!

[kiyonesuggestions]

How am I not graceful!

[sentarosuggestions]

How do you think you’re graceful??

[kiyonesuggestions]

I asked you first!

[sentarosuggestions]

Well, I asked you second!!

And you’re not graceful because you’re just not!

[kiyonesuggestions]

Learn how to mak/boil tea to help with arranging tea parties and Gatherings! Or help your Taicho feel better!

[jushirosuggestions]

Why, yes! That’s a very useful skill indeed, @kiyonesuggestions!

Also, I can see through those strikethroughs of yours, you know. You have my sincerest thanks, Kiyone-chan - your tea does always help me feel better!

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m happy you like it! Suck it @sentarosuggestions

[sentarosuggestions]

You say that like I don’t know how to make tea, too. Which I do, of course, better than you.

[kiyonesuggestions]

Yeah?! Well, I have grace cause I’m a woman unlike you, you monkey!

[sentarosuggestions]

Being a woman doesn’t make you graceful. And I’m not a monkey!

[kiyonesuggestions]

Yes, you are!

[sentarosuggestions]

No, I’m not! And you’re not graceful!

[kiyonesuggestions]

How am I not graceful!

[sentarosuggestions]

How do you think you're graceful??

[kiyonesuggestions]

Learn how to mak/boil tea to help with arranging tea parties and Gatherings! Or help your Taicho feel better!

[jushirosuggestions]

Why, yes! That’s a very useful skill indeed, @kiyonesuggestions!

Also, I can see through those strikethroughs of yours, you know. You have my sincerest thanks, Kiyone-chan - your tea does always help me feel better!

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m happy you like it! Suck it @sentarosuggestions

[sentarosuggestions]

You say that like I don’t know how to make tea, too. Which I do, of course, better than you.

[kiyonesuggestions]

Yeah?! Well, I have grace cause I’m a woman unlike you, you monkey!

[sentarosuggestions]

Being a woman doesn’t make you graceful. And I’m not a monkey!

[kiyonesuggestions]

Yes, you are!

[sentarosuggestions]

No, I'm not! And you're not graceful!

[kiyonesuggestions]

Learn how to mak/boil tea to help with arranging tea parties and Gatherings! Or help your Taicho feel better!

[jushirosuggestions]

Why, yes! That’s a very useful skill indeed, @kiyonesuggestions!

Also, I can see through those strikethroughs of yours, you know. You have my sincerest thanks, Kiyone-chan - your tea does always help me feel better!

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m happy you like it! Suck it @sentarosuggestions

[sentarosuggestions]

You say that like I don’t know how to make tea, too. Which I do, of course, better than you.

[kiyonesuggestions]

Yeah?! Well, I have grace cause I’m a woman unlike you, you monkey!

[sentarosuggestions]

Being a woman doesn't make you graceful. And I'm not a monkey!

[kiyonesuggestions]

Learn how to mak/boil tea to help with arranging tea parties and Gatherings! Or help your Taicho feel better!

[jushirosuggestions]

Why, yes! That’s a very useful skill indeed, @kiyonesuggestions!

Also, I can see through those strikethroughs of yours, you know. You have my sincerest thanks, Kiyone-chan - your tea does always help me feel better!

[kiyonesuggestions]

I’m happy you like it! Suck it @sentarosuggestions

[sentarosuggestions]

You say that like I don't know how to make tea, too. Which I do, of course, better than you.