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SLYTHERIN { wear } I post everything i feel like posting. Tons of smut and porn and naked men having hard sex, so this blog might not be safe for work (NSFW). You are warned, now it's not my fault. And please please please, call me Luli =D I'm also Spaniard, so I do not speak English at first language, so I will make some mistakes sometimes... I apologize from now on. I'm so sorry. On side note, I've grown to hate the way Social Justice is dealt with in tumblr, so please don't send me any of that crap. I'm just here for fun and I don't want to get angry. ちょっと日本語分かる。　今、私そんあ良くないが、がんばる！日本語大好きから、よろしくお願いします！失敗本当にごめん。まだ勉強している。

[catgrant]

[stutteringtongues-andapologies]

in which Lemony Snicket writes Harry Potter

[javisfreckles]

IN WHICH LEMONY SNICKET WRITES HARRY POTTER

[shock]

i call it the knife gun cup holder, it’s a knife and a gun and also holds my beverages handily by

[shock]

#wont the recoil from the gun mean you spill your drink all over yourself#also the tape might nto be able to hold the cup with drink in it#and the heat from the firing gun might melt the tape and then youll get drink all over ur shoes#5/10 a clever and unique design but has some short comings

you won’t be saying that when you’re on the other end of my knife gun cup holder and i shoot it and the drink flies directly into my mouth at top drink speed (and as you can see i am proving you can drink safely out of the cup on the side and the 5 feet of tape i used to secure the cup allows the weight of drink and cup to be supported well) and you are dead and also not alive to have a drink from my wonderful knife gun cup holder

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A psychological researcher back in 1983: You know how kids use the people around them as role models? Look up to them, admire them, maybe even feel some latent attraction to a few of them...innocent crushes, that kind of thing?

A psychological researcher back in 1983: What if we took an entire generation of children, and inundated them with images of talking animals during their key developmental years.

A psychological researcher back in 1983: Made talking animals feature in every TV show, movie, toy, and ad directed at an entire generation of children.

A psychological researcher back in 1983: Just...completely swamped these kids' brains with images of talking animals, so their role models were like cats and dogs and turtles and shit?

A psychological researcher back in 1983: I wonder what would happen to them.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

When everyone else is doing things with their life and you’re just

[hp-headcanon]

784. Fred and George insisted on sending Draco a toy white ferret every year for Christmas. This "tradition" continued even after Fred died, and Draco became rather fond if it. He now has a collection of about 20 ferrets or so.

[alekina]

ta-da! i feel like i haven’t slept in a millennia but here it is! you can get this final cleaned version as a print or a phone case/skin on my society6!  :D 

[alekina]

for those of you that are asking for prints i have good news! FREE Worldwide Shipping until March 6, 2016 at Midnight Pacific Time <3

here’s your link -> https://society6.com/alekina?promo=TM7NXPX9YKF7

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Hogwarts is the finest, high class school for witches and wizards I’d love to see a spinoff movie of one of the more ghetto, inner-city magic schools.

[monster--zero-deactivated201707]

Shut the fuck up.

[nutfertiti-deactivated20160504]

Honestly

[thighetician]

[thesonofcali]

😂😁😂😂

[king-emare]

shit

[askaceattorney]

Multiple witnesses?

Dear Followers,

There’s a brief commercial for the preorder bonuses for Ace Attorney 6 and there’s something interesting near the end of it.  It’s this:

That’s right, our now 18-year-old Pearl isn’t even as tall as a 9-year-old.  Actually, I was referring to more than one person on the stand without it being a special sprite (like Machi and Lamiroir).  It’s too early to jump to conclusions, but it might be a return of PLvsAA’s multiple witness mechanic.  I really liked that and I was hoping it wouldn’t be doomed to only be featured in a crossover.

-The Mod

[beesmygod]

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

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[rchrisevans-deactivated20140805]

[vaniccio]

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life

[blaakycat]

I’m so inactive lately ashjdfkhfd

[staccatonote-deactivated2017072]

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me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it

my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy

[mayadile]

Having a hardcore crush on your friends characters and when they post art of them it just 

[sakura-fraust]

Heya everyone, guess who learned a new trick~?

[shalour-city-inc]

What kind of demonic magic store do you live near

[rewatchingpokemon]

[johnnyjaqobis]