Repo Mantis Salvage

ey. repo mantis here. new 2 dis bloggin but its best 4 bizness

[repo-mantodea-moved]

u'se all got no idea how hard it is 2 manage a bizness with no fingers. anyways, we've changed the set up of this blog, now i'm a "main" blog, whatever that is.

mostly everythin's the same.

here

[repo-mantodea-moved]

halloweens always a good time in the scrap type bizness. year after year i got sum fun stuff, but also the growin number of roughed up animatronics freaks ppl out, and i get a good kick outta that. weird how much albearto themed robotics i've seen tho.

[repo-mantodea-moved]

watchin more horror movies on my off time. or in the background. ppl love overhearin the sounds of the films where the guy puts ppl in traps and then claims he's not a murderer. the fake deepness of those movies r truly hilarious. like sure dude, you cant be a murder, u gave ppl the opportunity 2 be killed by deadly gas.

[repo-mantodea-moved]

gettin enough food 2 feed a giant manticat aint easy. but u kno what is easy? it aint breakin and enterin. well, thats easy 2. its beatin security and takin the keys to anywhere with fish. jerseys an easy target. could do without the ladders.

[goylesjustwannahavefun]

I CANT BELIEVE ITS ALREADY AUTISM FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY WHEN THOSE GUM GUYS INVADED IM GONNA GET SOME PUMPKIN SPICE DONUTS TODAY WERE GONNA MAKE DRAXUM TRY EM ITLL HAPPEN FOR SURE THIS YEAR I SWEAR

[repo-mantodea-moved]

draxum looks like he’d hate sweets. probs eats oil.

[goylesjustwannahavefun]

draxums not super into sweets but hes never even tried pumpkin spice anything you cant knock something till ya try it

IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF HE COULD GET INTO THE FESTIVE MOOD I MEAN CMON ITS SPOOKY SEASON YOU CANT JUST SURVIVE OFF SCRAPS OF PIGEON MEAT AND SHOTS OF OLIVE OIL WHAT ABOUT THE CANDY

the most festive he got was making a foot shaped meatloaf for his students that one year but i dont think anyone appreciated it besides sloppy joseph

[repo-mantodea-moved]

do u flyin weirdos even have money 2 buy pumpkin spice anythin? firstly bcuz i need 2 know if draxum's got money hidden on him, but secondly if u just live offa stealin. no judgin.

sounds like u guys get all eager at the month of halloween. u blend in very well, i'm sure winged silverfish could scare the pants off any random schmuck.

the foot shaped meatloaf sounds awful. he should make it for that turtle in orange, he'd appreciate it.

[goylesjustwannahavefun]

I CANT BELIEVE ITS ALREADY AUTISM FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY WHEN THOSE GUM GUYS INVADED IM GONNA GET SOME PUMPKIN SPICE DONUTS TODAY WERE GONNA MAKE DRAXUM TRY EM ITLL HAPPEN FOR SURE THIS YEAR I SWEAR

[repo-mantodea-moved]

draxum looks like he'd hate sweets. probs eats oil.

[repo-mantodea-moved]

good 2 c i'm not the one causin food debates this time.

[kusari-fundo]

U are on THIN ICE REPO

[repo-mantodea-moved]

y? i didnt do anythin this time. u think i'd go out of my way 2 ask u bout food stuff? i'd just say it. or r u still mad i messed with your idol?

[repo-mantodea-moved]

good 2 c i'm not the one causin food debates this time.

[repo-mantodea-moved]

Repo my good man, I'd like to offer some friendly advice. Stay AWAY from Big Mama and her "operation". You don't want to end up in the Battle Nexus.

i dont know what any of that is, but i'll keep that in mind. but how bad could a place called the battle nexus be?

[repo-mantodea-moved]

u kno doin repo work ain't easy, right? sometimes ppl try 2 pull a fast one on me. i've dealt with some real trash furniture held 2gether with hot glue. that's all good, i like when its more rewardin.

or i do somethin out of spite like take a sink. have fun replacin that.

[shiftythrifting]

I’m guessing things didn’t go so well….

[repo-mantodea-moved]

just remembered 1 time around halloween, it was back when i was a kid, my school was doin a whole thing bout arrivin in costumes. i came in as 1 of those famous movie killers. i was gettin paid to scare 1 of the other girls in the school, cuz private school is ruthless.

the thing was, i had a chainsaw, and it was real. i turned it on and the sounds of all of em screamin was hilarious. i got my money b4 the staff found out. the look of an adult tryin 2 not go berserk was priceless.

[repo-mantodea-moved]

sittin back and wearin a hoodie is good and all, but it hasnt been the same since mrs nubbins mutated. if draxum ever knew a way 2 change her back, id be sure 2 take what he owes me 4 the whole evil league of muties thing. bet warrior scientist guy probs wouldnt consider that.

eh, guess i got a scary cat 2 go after ppl causin trouble durin the season. yea i kno it got personal, i aint afraid 2 show i think.

[guooey]

is this allowed? can I post this?

[repo-mantodea-moved]

so glad i handle medical stuff myself cuz i think my anatomy would scare ppl. i mean. itd be kinda funny but then itd scare me and stop bein funny. bug anatomy is freakin weird

[thebattlenexus]

Oh, you don't know the hiffity half of it, darling.

[repo-mantodea-moved]

who

[repo-mantodea-moved]

so glad i handle medical stuff myself cuz i think my anatomy would scare ppl. i mean. itd be kinda funny but then itd scare me and stop bein funny. bug anatomy is freakin weird

[repo-mantodea-moved]

how'd you meet Warren

when draxum captured us 2 b his goons. he just kinda kept showin up and talkin to me. probs cuz i seen his roomie a few times.