What’s Cookin’?

Chloë | She/Her | No TERFS

[01ballade]

Barbie cookware

[repowomanfeedsyou]

I would’ve loooover this

[thegikitiki]

Picnic, 1960s

[thegikitiki]

From the Archives

[sabertoothwalrus]

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

[sabertoothwalrus]

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

[sabertoothwalrus]

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

[huariqueje]

On the Green Table - Kenne Grégoire , 2024.

Dutch ,b. 1951 -

Acrylic on linen , 120 x 50 cm

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

[nutsacktorturer]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[moniquill]

Solidarity

[snazzymolasses]

For those who don't understand, EBT are food stamps (government money for buying food for low-income people). Because the money is from the government, it comes with horrific restrictions, one of which is you cannot buy "prepared" food with it. You can only buy raw chicken, not cooked chicken, for example.

This kitchen is getting around that stupid rule by selling you raw, unprepared chicken, and then charging your EBT account for raw, unprepared chicken.

Then as a side thing, totally unrelated, they cook the chicken for free. Since you bought raw chicken with the EBT, it's legal. There's no law against cooking people's raw chicken for free for them. That's just charity.

This kitchen is a blessing to anyone who doesn't have a kitchen of their own.

[huariqueje]

Tea Time - Alice De Vliegher , 2023.

Belgian , b. 1997 -

Acrylic on canvas , 90 x 60. cm.

[repowomanfeedsyou]

[repowomanfeedsyou]

Halibut crudo and this smoked trout spread with fried saltines at our favorite spot by the water

[dirtyblondemind]

McDonalds light fixture

[ruinedchildhood]

[mikatoonist]

one of my favourite aussie animals; the bin chicken!

… also known as the australian white ibis 👏

love these guys 💖

[repowomanfeedsyou]

Pizza with my niezza

[neon-neon-andmore-neon]

[repowomanfeedsyou]

LOVE