𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 / 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍: 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐑 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐)
dialogue starters based on captain america and iron man #633-635. change names/pronouns/wording as needed.
' we've all seen the video, right? ' ' fast. efficient. resilient. merciless in the completion of their task. ' ' and i know what you're thinking. i can hear the wheels turning. ' ' but i ask you to imagine - just for a second - imagine what this device could do. ' ' once you look beyond war-mongering, the applications are limitless. ' ' i hope i've given you something to think about - aside from blowing stuff up, that is. ' ' so? how'd it go? did you get a standing ovation? ' ' i just like to get them riled up - to give them something to complain about. ' ' if i don't rattle the cages of the status quo, who will? ' ' and just thing, you haven't even seen the good stuff yet. ' ' are we having fun yet, or what? ' ' and you look marvelous, by the way, very cosmopolitan. ' ' i'm much more valuable to you out here. let's not forget, this is your operation, not mine. ' ' something tells me you're having more fun than i am. ' ' i've gotten a lot leads from this place. ' ' don't worry, though. i'm with you. ' ' you sure 'll be here? ' ' i'm sorry? do we know each other? ' ' i'm usually very good with names and faces. ' ' i hope you enjoy the rest of the show. ' ' whatever it is, it's definitely gotten the attention of this group. ' ' your day's about to get really bad, really fast. ' ' don't get killed! i'm on my way. ' ' i can live with the disappointment. ' ' i'll try to make this sporting for you. ' ' don't be an idiot. ' ' i guess you don't want to talk this over. ' ' do i look like i have anything to stay to someone like you? ' ' your final thoughts should be about how wrong you were. ' ' you might want to consider talking less and ducking more. ' ' you all right? ' ' another couple of minutes and i would've charmed my way out of trouble. ' ' and they say chivalry is dead. ' ' no offense, but i don't think your dance partner was gonna fall for your swagger. ' ' also, please don't try to be hip. it's creepy. ' ' you're not going anywhere. ' ' i truly wish we had more time to spend together. ' ' y'know, i kind of hate that guy. ' ' what are you doing, ? we're losing time. ' ' it's true, all right. 100% grab-your-ankles true. ' ' i'm running the trace as we speak, but it takes time. ' ' no, you're not coming with me. ' ' classics? you mean old and decrepit. ' ' i've mugged elderly nuns who were tougher than you. ' ' i'm gonna hang it from my rear-view mirrow. ' ' you guys mind backing off my partner? ' ' how's that striking out on your own thing working out for you? ' ' gotta tell ya…i like my guts right where they are. ' ' nice trick. but it won't work twice. ' ' hey, i got you on the ground in one piece, didn't i? ' ' so…who do you think we're dealing with here? ' ' i'm not one to say i told you so… ' ' i'm afraid you made a grave mistake coming here. ' ' i'm afraid i'm going to have to teach you all a very painful lesson. ' ' assuming we survive the next five minutes. ' ' what happens in five minutes? ' ' i save the day, of course. ' ' five minutes? i can do five minutes with my eyes closed. ' ' lazy mad scientists, what's the world coming to! ' ' likewise, i feel like my guts are trying to crawl out of my insides. ' ' feels like i ate some bad oysters…if oysters had claws and teeth. ' ' i can last five minutes on my own, but it won't be as entertaining without you. ' ' it's nice to feel needed. ' ' do i put the fun in functional or what. ' ' ammunition, the great equalizer. ' ' first of all, i didn't spend a dime on this gear. second of all, i've never tapped out of anything in my life. and third - bad guys fall down, go boom. ' ' where are your witty retorts? where are your insults? ' ' where are your jokes now? ' ' what are you doing? where do you think you're going? ' ' and there's my witty retort. ' ' i'm making the game-winning touchdown in roughly two minutes. ' ' this is what i like about you, . you never leave well enough alone. ' ' get yourself a massage and a mai tai. ' ' as far as enemies go, you don't even rank in my top ten. ' ' really? after i saved you? ' ' i like to think it's my own dazzling personality that inspired that one. ' ' it might have been a good idea for you to sit this one out, don't you think? ' ' you're no hero. ' ' and your five minutes are up. ' ' i'm not sure i know you well enough for you to address me commonly. ' ' you tried to kill me and my friend. i'll call you whatever i want. ' ' sorry, but i've got work to do. ' ' what did you do? shut it down! ' ' hear that, ? whole world's gone straight back to the dark ages. ' ' y'know you really rock the whole bourgeois vs. proletariat vibe. i'll admit, it's kinda hot. ' ' humiliating you is just a bonus. ' ' there ya go. that oughta hold you. ' ' i told you i'd save the day. ' ' took a little more than five minutes. ' ' i like being fashionably late. ' ' i think we'd be safe in assuming __'s been apprehended. '












