Is Butter A Carb?

Maddie. Tell me a corny joke and I'm all yours

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

BRUH

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bearie]

i love u leo thank u for scaring the storms away

[thedreadpiratejames]

can you prove he DIDN’T scare the storms away?

[wiccawiccawitch]

✨💕🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰💕✨

emoji spell to protect your pets

for protection and love 

like to charge, reblog to cast 

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

i reblogged this too many times and now my dog is fucking invincible

[221cbakerstreet]

He’s too strong

[guy]

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

[teenscoolest]

[heathyr]

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

[storyunraveled-deactivated20150]

[motivatingsami-deactivated20160]

I just love the dog in the background. Like yeaaah human woooooo

[busy-busybusy]

um the dog trying to do a handstand though? like everything about this gif is perfect.

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[dreaming-jaybird]

‘we’re flyin awea’

[hooyoda]

[sexemulators]

You don’t really know how pretty a girl is until you’ve met her, all the beauty lays in the personality.

Zac Efron (via quotethatword)

[msunderstoo]

[thecommonchick]

SHE SAID “GHOST OPEN YOUR MOUTH” AND DID OMG 😳😳

[coron-whiteback-deactivated2023]

How to know your house is haunted 21st century style.

[besnurched]

me too gal, me too

[thatdiva]

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[wsswatson]

it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record

[norune2]

the other morning i drove to the most beautiful beach