alan rachnid

the spider provider

[sandsvendor100]

1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Eating The Engineers

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[powerburial]

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[fanicheaven]

Imagine...

…Being a new teacher at Hogwarts and Snape being absolutely smitten by you.

[fruitsoftheape100]

Who Me

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[johnnycrass]

[emodennis]

[perrokallej3ro]

i’m fucking crying y’all

[liberalsarecool]

Be great.

[viralthings]

Monks confused by band name

[slo-djinn]

Maybe they also are into grunge

[patronsaintofqualityfootwear]

#theyre probably not confused and are just the funniest people on earth

[mariakono]

Just saw a small child fishing by the river instead of being on his phone. Is this how we want our society to be…?

[mariakono]

I live in rural France

[scope-dogg]

Biden’s rural France

[hotdogmexicano]

[depsidase]

[everythingfox]

“When he’s in a good mood he comes up the stairs singing”

(via)

[mutantrenegade]

This boy really announcing his presence like a zelda key item

[teathattast]

[quasi-normalcy]

[badassdemonsword]

pedestrians should have 100% the right of way during all situations people should be able to chill out in trhe middle of intersections and have a picinic and throw around the pig skin theres nothing car drivers can do about it without their tires getting slashed

[crawlingkinssnake]

a pedestrian can dream

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]