the haunted mansion sentence starters
❝ would you like a divorce? ❞
❝ i’m looking forward to tonight. ❞
❝ let’s sign some papers. ❞
❝ this is such a big deal for us. we have to celebrate! ❞
❝ my name’s teddy. your husband told me to tell you he loves you very much, but sometimes he loses track of the time…. i’m sorry i’m late. ❞
❝ hey, come on, ____. don’t be like that. ❞
❝ there’s a spider in my room! ❞
❝ you’re making a big deal out of nothing. ❞
❝ i was trying to make a point about how it’s important to whack your own spiders! ❞
❝ it’s just a little detour. no more than 20 minutes. ❞
❝ are we still in america? ❞
❝ how are we gonna get in..? what if you give me a boost, and i’ll go around the back? ❞
❝ you give up too easy. you’ve got to be more patient. ❞
❝ now, that’s something you don’t see every day… ❞
❝ did you know they have, uh, dead people in the backyard? ❞
❝ hello? is anybody home? ❞
❝ please accept this waterproof calendar as a token of my appreciation. ❞
❝ i’ve never seen anything like this. ❞
❝ my grandfather spared no expense when he built this mansion. ❞
❝ you have very beautiful children, ____. ❞
❝ you never see houses like this. or at least i don’t. ❞
❝ this house is my inheritance. my birthright… but lately it’s become too much to bear. ❞
❝ do you believe in ghosts? ❞
❝ people love bathrooms. ❞
❝ the storm has flooded the road. i’m afraid there will be no leaving the mansion tonight. ❞
❝ of course you are more than welcome to spend the night here. ❞
❝ the only thing you seem to care about anymore is work. ❞
❝ i didn’t mean to say that, okay? ❞
❝ let’s go talk some turkey. ❞
❝ i was just wondering. have you ever been to a tanning salon? i’ve got a friend who’s got a really great place. you can get a really smooth tan. do something about that ashy white look. i’m sure the ladies would love it. ❞
❝ would you care for a drink, while you’re waiting? ❞
❝ that’s what i need to do. get a big picture of myself|to put on the living room wall. adds a touch of elegance to the room. ❞
❝ you don’t believe in ghosts? ❞
❝ the way i see it, you only go around the track once. so you do it full-out all the way around. ❞
❝ may i confide in you? ❞
❝ do you think it’s gonna stop raining soon? ❞
❝ i wonder where this leads to. ❞
❝ it’s a ghost ball. i think it wants us to follow it. ❞
❝ ____ hates it when i leave things lying about. ❞
❝ these walls are filled with so many memories. some of them painful. ❞
❝ where’s your sense of adventure? ❞
❝ what are you doing here? you’re not supposed to be here! ❞
❝ does anybody want a cookie? ❞
❝ trespassers don’t get cookies! ❞
❝ if i had to listen to another word from that insufferable fool, i think i would have burst. ❞
❝ is it really too much to ask for a little cooperation? ❞
❝ i am madame ____, seer of all, voice to the spirits. whom do you seek? ❞
❝ i don’t want to look within. i want to look without. ❞
❝ there is great evil in this house. a devil’s curse. it seeks to destroy you. ❞
❝ why would something seek to destroy me? ❞
❝ hey, i’d really like to stay on the ground. ❞
❝ your family is at stake. your very life is at stake. ❞
❝ if i could tell you, i would. but i can’t, so i won’t, okay? ❞
❝ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❞
❝ everyone should keep their noses in their own business. ❞
❝ do not be deceived. all things are not as they appear. ❞
❝ how do we get out of here? ❞
❝ i thought you said you could drive this thing! ❞
❝ why are all these ghosts still hanging around here? ❞
❝ to love someone so much and then lose them so suddenly… i can’t imagine how awful that must be. ❞
❝ if you truly love someone, they never leave you. they remain in your heart forever. ❞
❝ i studied latin for three years. you thought it was dumb, remember? you said it was a dead language. ❞
❝ i didn’t know you had a bad childhood. ❞
❝ i didn’t have a bad childhood. ❞
❝ now, that wasn’t hard, was it? ❞
❝ relax. i have everything under control. i have everything completely under control. ❞
❝ it’s okay to be scared. everybody gets scared sometimes. i’m scared right now.❞
❝ open the door, or i’ll kill you! ❞
❝ everybody gets scared now and then. you just can’t let it stop you. ❞
❝ look, i don’t make the rules. i just work here. ❞
❝ hey, what are you doing?! put me down! ❞
❝ this is bad luck! this is very bad luck! ❞
❝ i’m getting nauseous! ❞
❝ don’t talk to me about being fragile. i’m the one that’s feeling fragile right now. ❞
❝ how do i know what to look for? this thing is full of junk. ❞
❝ the butler did it? you gotta be kidding me. ❞
❝ what she sees in you, i’ll never know. ❞
❝ life, i’m afraid, is such a delicate state. ❞
❝ how wonderful. you’re going to kill a ghost. ❞
❝ do you believe that love is about second chances? about forgiveness? ❞
❝ don’t you recognize me at all? ❞
❝ ____, you’re scaring me. ❞
❝ now you’ve returned to me. and at long last, we can be together. ❞
❝ why do you not remember? ❞
❝ leave me alone! get away from me! ❞
❝ you haven’t put on your dress yet. ❞
❝ there are worse things than purgatory, i can assure you. ❞
❝ oh, i see. you’re just gonna sit there, feeling sorry for yourself. ❞
❝ you try. you fail. but the only true failure|is when you stop trying. ❞
❝ what do you want me to do? ❞
❝ i lost you once. i don’t intend to let it happen again. ❞
❝ if you’re gonna kill me, kill me. but on the other side, i’m gonna be whipping your ass for all eternity. ❞
❝ what’s the meaning of this? ❞
❝ all these years i’ve sacrificed for you. but what would you understand of sacrifice, duty, or honor? ❞
❝ damn you. damn you all to hell! ❞
❝ ____, please. i love you so much. ❞
❝ i have waited so long for this moment. ❞
❝ i thought i lost you. ❞
❝ can you ever forgive me? ❞
❝ nothing takes 20 minutes. ❞