Not Eleonora

Requiem for a slut.

[relatablemagic]

[iguanamouth]

U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

[surprisebitch]

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

[mere--maid]

Everything that we did together happened, whether you want to believe it or not, whether you want to remember it or not. And I am here and I know you. You can’t just erase people. You can’t just erase me.

Jessa Johansson Girls, S6 E6 (via mere--maid)

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if “its raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are both about the same event from different perspectives?

[requiem-for-a-slut]

Me when people ask me about my plans for the future or my sentimental life:

[rocknrollxbarbie]

[kim-jiho]

[homofauxbic]

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[dipbrowpomade]

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

[harryedward]

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

[taggediconic]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[idontwatchdogs]

THIS IS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

[occulant]

@thedeadneverreallydie oh my god

[noneeyewithleftyork]

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

[turnon]

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

[savesuho-blog]

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

[octoswan]

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

[those]