Aka drakewalkerwhipped

Chelsea | 32 | Formerly drakewalkerwhipped/now on Ao3 | Writer of Sexy Dramatic Shit | Bi as fuck | Sleep Token Obsessed | Loud | Bad Jokes | CrossFit & Powerlifter | Gemini | BLM | LGBTQIA+ | General Dumbass

[resetmypatientviolence]

The deed has been done, rip dww

drakewalkerwhipped —> resetmypatientviolence

New name from Sleep Token’s masterpiece of “Take Me Back To Eden”

Still call me Chelsea tho, not Chels, it’s a gross nickname.

Also click the link. Worship.

[resetmypatientviolence]

Hi, it’s been a long ass time. Life, get surgery have your whole fertility suddenly not be fully in your control (woohoo fibroids taking up 90% of my uterus!!!), living through the fall of America, seeing your fellow Minnesotans get kidnapped and murdered on live TV… your tumblr gets hacked, apparently.

Anyhoo, it was hacked and if I messaged you that was not me and was some weird ass bot or whatever.

So yeah! Fun!!!

[thestuffedalligator]

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

[sailermoon]

all good things come to those who wait i say with tears in my eyes

[kairithemang0]

Last day of May!!!

I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months

[resetmypatientviolence]

Anyways…

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You know when Odysseus goes full apathetic murder goblin on the suitors during “Odysseus”? How he’s just DONE with it all?

Yeah, that sums up how I feel about the US government right about now.

[resetmypatientviolence]

Well, since we’re all our gender at conception now, and since the Y chromosome doesn’t kick in until 6-7 weeks…

Everybody is a woman. Welcome to the club, ladies.

[resetmypatientviolence]

Help I can’t stop myself

[irunaki]

this is how it went right

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Well, I finally listened to the Ithaca Saga, if you couldn’t tell.

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How I feel putting on a full blown stage performance of any EPIC song in my car playing all the parts and acting for literally no one except the people I’m stuck in traffic with:

[resetmypatientviolence]

Make sure a fucking fascist, racist wannabe Hitler doesn’t get re-elected, America.

[resetmypatientviolence]

It sounds like you need the blessing of a certain god, one who’s not afraid to ✨send a message✨

…. Hermes? 🪽🪽

An EPIC inspired Halloween outfit at TE/MO (Athena)’s first concert in Chicago last night.

Outfit & vibes were on point. Still need to listen to the Vengeance Saga after riding that concert high.

[resetmypatientviolence]

Anybody else amiright

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As the Vengeance Saga is about to be released and the election closing in, she’s been in OVERDRIVE.

[resetmypatientviolence]

Send some good vibes my way I guess???

Love my job but the bills need to be paid. I’ve been putting in apps that I feel like would be a good fit, maybe about 8 or 10 job opportunities.

I’ve (so far) gotten 3 1st interview requests. That like… is an anomaly right? To even get one call back is a fucking miracle let alone three??? I had one last week, one this morning, and another one today at 5.

Idk, one pays DOUBLE what I make now and the others are at least 1k more per paycheck. I’m in awe that my resume is at least good enough to catch the eyes of others. Like damn what.

It’ll be hard to leave my job, whenever it is, but it is exciting right now. Thank god I’m heading to Chicago this week for some time off with friends.

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

[baddywronglegs]

Know that my response was so valuable the mail train robbers took it