Love, Eliza

"Because I've realized that no matter where you are, or what you're doing, or who you're with, I will always, honestly, truly, completely, love you."

[sift]

[satans-bacon]

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

[saucysuervo-deactivated20131108]

I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.

and I dont have my phd

[cheeseoneveryfudgingthing]

that doesn’t look like a fun death though

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

what about now?

[nigelslater]

Yeah good enough

[adrenaline]

[knowing]

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

[averagefairy]

as soon as the “I can just wake up really early tomorrow and do it” thought pops into your brain it’s over. like at that point……. you are genuinely and thoroughly Fuckd’t 

[animals-lovers]

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[volcainist]

honestly same

[danger]

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[overthink]

Piotr Sokul

[knowing]

[neverthere12345]

[stromcuzewon]

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

[cultofthepigeon]

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

[charlesoberonn]

Me: I should slow down the amount of carbs I eat.

Me: *20 minutes later*