By the time David Hollander had dragged his wife upstairs to their room, the four kids had all sprawled out on the floor, each with a bowl of what they called ‘snack salad’ within grabbing distance. J.J. had claimed the couch for his own, and Hayden still hadn’t moved from that stupid chair with his stupid jar of pickles. It looked like a teddy bear and yes, J.J. had sent Jackie at least four separate pictures of Hayden making various faces while holding it.
It is 2:30 AM and this is the nonsense I am typing into my google doc instead of finishing the actual chapter 13. Y'all.... What even.












