PROMPTS FROM SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD
* assorted dialogue from the 2010 film, adjust as necessary
when i'm around you, i kind of feel like i'm on drugs. not that i do drugs. unless you do drugs, in which case i do them all the time. all of them.
does that mean we can make out?
is there anywhere you don't work?
we are here to sell out and make money and stuff.
hey, so can this not be a one night stand?
there's more than one kind?
i know i can be hard to be around sometimes. i totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore.
you will pay for your insolence.
it's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
we have an unfinished business.
what did you have in mind?
i think garlic bread would have to be my favorite all-time food.
go ahead. i'm too cool for you anyway.
that's kind of a big question.
this is good garlic bread.
you'll pay for your crimes against humanity!
what's the website for that?
we're terrible. please come.
don't you talk to me about grammar!
i know you have reasons for not wanting to talk about your past.
did you make some of those up?
i could eat it for every meal.
this is impossible! how can this be?
this is only my first offense. don't i get three strikes?
did you really see a future with this girl?
how are you doing that with your mouth?
it's milk and eggs, bitch.
wait, can i get your number?
they have not started playing yet.
i want you to know that i don't care about any of that stuff.
we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
what kind of tea do you want?
what's that? you're outside?
oh, well, that's not that bad.
you know what really sucks? everything.
didn't you get my email explaning the situation?
i know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt.
i have to go pee due to boredom.
call us when you're done.
i've never even kissed a guy before.
that was a test, and you passed.
i don't know the meaning of the word.
if you want something bad, you have to fight for it.
if i peed my pants, would you pretend that i just got wet from the rain?
do you have any embarrassing stories?
you made me swallow my gum! that's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
why can't we have our own secret shows?
sounds like someone wants to get funky.
so what you're saying is we're dating?