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@resonte
logged the fuck in
Found this interesting and provocative piece at work
i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either
That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you
“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on
self aware unreliable narrator
what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
no. no no no
Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.
Oh shit, I'm an artist. Hold up.
Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you'd never guess where he got them.
Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…
i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.
Im... Im not sorry
I decided to make it worse
Sexy Leg Einstein Post
Gradient Zone Post
and MishaPocolypse join the group
color theory hospital post
I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.
Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots
He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance
Any time I think “welp, my dash is kinda boring this morning,” something like this happens.
(source)
“How to Art?”
“Hey man that’s not bad!”
“It’s not that great!”
“No it’s good man!”
“Maybe though, add some shading around where the head shadows the neck.”
“Make sure you it’s obvious where the light source is coming from.”
“It will help give the drawing more volume and depth.”
“Whoa! You’re really good at art, man!”
The importance of constructive criticism and not just being a turd to someone
Why Movies About College are Actually Full of Shit.
This is very important because my brother and I grew up thinking college was like this. Like we would live out a beer commercial.
And when I got to college and it DIDN’T happen, it stressed me out. I thought I was doing something wrong again. I had, apparently, messed up high school according to the media, and now college?! The supposed best time of my life?! It created a big depression, and living far from home made it worse as I had no friends or family I could immediately talk to. It took a long time for me to understand that movies and commercials and shows that portray college like that is complete and utter bullshit.
Also, a reminder:
Most Americans don’t have college degrees. Of the ones who do, tons of them don’t finish in four years.
Lots of people go to community colleges.
Lots of people live at their parents’ house while in school.
The TV and movie stereotype of college–even just the “everyone goes to college and lives in a dorm” thing–only a tiny minority of Americans actually live that out.
Also just because you finished school and DO have a degree doesn’t mean you’ll get the perfect high end job right after graduating. You may not even get jobs that cater to your degree until later down the road.
Real life isn’t like a movie.
Also: don’t stigmatize HIV+ individuals because they all have different circumstances and might’ve gotten the virus from a variety of sources (sex, occupational, birth, blood transfusions in other countries).
HIV-related stigma remains a huge barrier to preventing HIV, and is linked to a low level of people testing for HIV.
The bad news is that Trump is cutting America’s spending on HIV year after year. He has taken steps to weaken the Affordable Care Act since coming to power.
If you’re someone who may be exposed to HIV ask your doctor about taking PrEP, its a preventative measure that can be taken regularly and will significantly lower your chances of contracting HIV. Please also use a condom and/or other STD prevention measures if you are unsure about a sexual partner’s HIV status or your own. Be safe out there folks!
About PEP: https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/pep.html
About PrEP: https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/prep.html
About STD prevention: https://www.cdc.gov/std/prevention/default.htm
https://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/Dental-dam-use.html
https://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/Female-condom-use.html
https://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/male-condom-use.html
orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too
Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?
is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like
tomboy touch-ups