Regulus A. Black

Main blog is @blitzstoneshouldbecanon

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Hello, my name is Regulus Black. Here's some things about me:

Age: Sixteen

Sexuality: Gay

Likes: Quidditch, books, transfiguration, potions, magic, CATS, poetry

Dislikes: My family (with the exception of Sirius and Cissa), death eaters and dark magic

House: Slytherin although sometimes I wish I was in Gryffindor

People I know:

@blacksheepoftheblackfamily (Sirius, my brother, also known as the only decent Black)

@fairest--of--them-all (Narcissa, definitely my coolest cousin ngl)

@bellatrix-carina-black (my favorite cousin. No argument)

@pandora-hope-rosier (Pandora, literally amazingggg)

@iwillmoonyou (Sirius’ boyfriend I think—I don’t really know him well)

my main blog is @blitzstoneshouldbecanon so if ya wanna contact me there than go ahead

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: *mumbling in Latin*

Sirius: For the LAST TIME, I am not a demon and you cannot exorcise me.

Regulus, dropping the book on the table with a sigh: Worth a try.

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

"You're a fucking prick, y'know that?"

@respectfullyfuckoff @constellations-and-cigarettes @reg-a-babygirl @poetdrownedinwords @little-star-regulus

[respectfullyfuckoff]

“At least I tried”

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

I feel very called out here.

Tagging everyone, cuz why tf not? I want interaction, and I think this will have some comical reactions.

Black au: @iwillmoonyou @respectfullyfuckoff @bellatrix-carina-black @fairest--of--them-all @pandora-hope-rosier @evan-a-rosier

Band au: @hotter-than-your-dad @prongzzpotter @iwillmoonyou @earlybirdgetsthewormtail @lilies-and-daffodilss @constellations-and-cigarettes @thats-why-i-fucked-yo-bitch @evie-talks-shit @panda-bear-here @aurora-emily-sinistra @celestial-hearafters

Ash au: @reg-a-babygirl @loonymoonylupin71

Astoria au: @prongsi-boii @pete-the-rat @iwillmoonyou @smoking-marlboros @lily-from-the-block @bella-black-rosier @blackdovecissa @poetdrownedinwords @cult-of-pygmalion @water-and-gemstones @mudpixie

The Muggle Life: @moony-lupin-rjl @prongspotter-s @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l @marlz-mckinnon @miss-lily-evans-potter @the-better-evans @marylicious @bellatrix-carina-black @cissa-swans @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy @xenophilius-the-strange @sunshine-and-rosiers @dorcas-loves-the-sea @little-star-regulus @fartybartyjunior @hestia-farida-jones @bitterandbruisedsev

[respectfullyfuckoff]

is this new information to you-

honestly at this point i think i knew you were gay before you did.

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

"I know I'm gay- I've known for a while. Doesn't mean I can't feel called out about it."

[respectfullyfuckoff]

…

O-kay then…

*backs away slowly*

Goodbye

(OOC: sorry; i just woke up and im feeling veryyyy dramatic today lmao)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

I feel very called out here.

Tagging everyone, cuz why tf not? I want interaction, and I think this will have some comical reactions.

Black au: @iwillmoonyou @respectfullyfuckoff @bellatrix-carina-black @fairest--of--them-all @pandora-hope-rosier @evan-a-rosier

Band au: @hotter-than-your-dad @prongzzpotter @iwillmoonyou @earlybirdgetsthewormtail @lilies-and-daffodilss @constellations-and-cigarettes @thats-why-i-fucked-yo-bitch @evie-talks-shit @panda-bear-here @aurora-emily-sinistra @celestial-hearafters

Ash au: @reg-a-babygirl @loonymoonylupin71

Astoria au: @prongsi-boii @pete-the-rat @iwillmoonyou @smoking-marlboros @lily-from-the-block @bella-black-rosier @blackdovecissa @poetdrownedinwords @cult-of-pygmalion @water-and-gemstones @mudpixie

The Muggle Life: @moony-lupin-rjl @prongspotter-s @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l @marlz-mckinnon @miss-lily-evans-potter @the-better-evans @marylicious @bellatrix-carina-black @cissa-swans @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy @xenophilius-the-strange @sunshine-and-rosiers @dorcas-loves-the-sea @little-star-regulus @fartybartyjunior @hestia-farida-jones @bitterandbruisedsev

[respectfullyfuckoff]

is this new information to you-

honestly at this point i think i knew you were gay before you did.

[pandora-hope-rosier]

I found this lake and had some fun in it today! :)

(OOC: I am SO sorry for not being active in this rp at all, I wasn't tagged at all in anything so I just thought it was on a momentary pause)

@fairest--of--them-all, @blacksheepoftheblackfamily, @respectfullyfuckoff, @iwillmoonyou, @evan-a-rosier, @bellatrix-carina-black

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Fun!

(teach me how to swim please i beg of thee)

[pandora-hope-rosier]

Of course I can teach you how to swim, Reg!

When are you free?

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Whenever!

How about after lessons today?

[pandora-hope-rosier]

I found this lake and had some fun in it today! :)

(OOC: I am SO sorry for not being active in this rp at all, I wasn't tagged at all in anything so I just thought it was on a momentary pause)

@fairest--of--them-all, @blacksheepoftheblackfamily, @respectfullyfuckoff, @iwillmoonyou, @evan-a-rosier, @bellatrix-carina-black

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Fun!

(teach me how to swim please i beg of thee)

[hotteststar]

the way i would sacrifice my soul to barty crouch jr right now no second thoughts no problems not even a first thought i'd just do it without even asking why

[everybodyhateska77]

JK Rowling will die alone in that castle of hers, surrounded by no one. sure, she'll get a few days of attention and Harry Potter will be popular for a bit, but by the end of the month everyone will have moved on. she won't be remembered as a visionary who wrote a popular book series 20 years ago, she'll be remembered as a bigot who put down trans women and other cis women for the sake of some "agenda". She isn't a feminist. She's a bigot grafting the skin of an actually helpful political movement onto herself to pretend she cares about women.

Trans people, keep going. We'll outlive her. this law will get overturned. we have to keep moving forward

[siriusblackdevotee]

Sirius: smoking, drinking, even using drugs?? where'd you even learn how to do all this??

Regulus:

Regulus: bitch?? from you 😒??

Sirius:

Regulus: and if you wanna know where I got them, it's your room

Sirius:

Sirius: well I definitely didn't teach you how to steal you little shit

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

@respectfullyfuckoff

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Maybe you didn’t but Bella did >:)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

Bitch, stop stealing my drugs.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

*stop stealing your stolen drugs

I know for a fact you’re taking those from Lupin

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

"Taking, sharing, and gifts are 3 very different words, and only 2 apply to this situation; stealing is not one of them."

@iwillmoonyou

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Mhm.

Well, you’re my brother so you’re just sharing because what’s mine is yours.

[siriusblackdevotee]

Sirius: smoking, drinking, even using drugs?? where'd you even learn how to do all this??

Regulus:

Regulus: bitch?? from you 😒??

Sirius:

Regulus: and if you wanna know where I got them, it's your room

Sirius:

Sirius: well I definitely didn't teach you how to steal you little shit

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

@respectfullyfuckoff

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Maybe you didn’t but Bella did >:)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

Bitch, stop stealing my drugs.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

*stop stealing your stolen drugs

I know for a fact you’re taking those from Lupin

[siriusblackdevotee]

Sirius: smoking, drinking, even using drugs?? where'd you even learn how to do all this??

Regulus:

Regulus: bitch?? from you 😒??

Sirius:

Regulus: and if you wanna know where I got them, it's your room

Sirius:

Sirius: well I definitely didn't teach you how to steal you little shit

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

@respectfullyfuckoff

[respectfullyfuckoff]

Maybe you didn’t but Bella did >:)

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: [standing on the wrong floor late for class] How exactly I have the power of god in the palm of my hand and yet a set of fucking STAIRS have defeated me AGAIN?!

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

@respectfullyfuckoff

"You just have to learn to do some parkour." He yells as he jumps between two moving staircases, a level above Regulus. "Surely with all your Quidditch practice you can manage that!"

[respectfullyfuckoff]

@blacksheepoftheblackfamily

“Sirius literally what the fuck.”

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

"What? It's moving staircases." He says as he walks down the staircase, standing at the base step as it moves. "They won't just stop for you, you gotta move around them."

As the ends of Regulus' and Sirius' staircases momentarily meet, Sirius jumps onto Regulus' staircase and walks down, going past him. "Now you better hurry, you have four minutes till the next class."

[respectfullyfuckoff]

“Riiiiiight.” Regulus looks down at his watch, then back up at Sirius. “Wait shit you’re right. I’ve got to run-“

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

"Given you're coming up so high, I'm guessing you have Astronomy next. That top staircase will be missing every other stair in 2 minutes because it's a bitch, so watch your step!" He says as he runs down the staircase so he can get to Transfiguration.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

“You, sir are both an asshole and a saint.” Regulus mutters under his breath before turning and darting up the stairs to astronomy, careful to step over every other step.

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: [standing on the wrong floor late for class] How exactly I have the power of god in the palm of my hand and yet a set of fucking STAIRS have defeated me AGAIN?!

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

@respectfullyfuckoff

"You just have to learn to do some parkour." He yells as he jumps between two moving staircases, a level above Regulus. "Surely with all your Quidditch practice you can manage that!"

[respectfullyfuckoff]

@blacksheepoftheblackfamily

“Sirius literally what the fuck.”

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

"What? It's moving staircases." He says as he walks down the staircase, standing at the base step as it moves. "They won't just stop for you, you gotta move around them."

As the ends of Regulus' and Sirius' staircases momentarily meet, Sirius jumps onto Regulus' staircase and walks down, going past him. "Now you better hurry, you have four minutes till the next class."

[respectfullyfuckoff]

“Riiiiiight.” Regulus looks down at his watch, then back up at Sirius. “Wait shit you’re right. I’ve got to run-“

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: [standing on the wrong floor late for class] How exactly I have the power of god in the palm of my hand and yet a set of fucking STAIRS have defeated me AGAIN?!

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

@respectfullyfuckoff

"You just have to learn to do some parkour." He yells as he jumps between two moving staircases, a level above Regulus. "Surely with all your Quidditch practice you can manage that!"

[respectfullyfuckoff]

@blacksheepoftheblackfamily

“Sirius literally what the fuck.”

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

Regulus @respectfullyfuckoff, I found this cutie in the Gryffindor common room. Thought it'd make your day a little better since you love these things! (I've always been more of a dog person myself)

I think it belongs to some 2nd year. I'll try and find out it's name for you.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

*struggles VERY hard not to fangirl over a cat*

Thank you!

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

So apparently he belongs to that Frank Longbottom guy. His name is Leo, and that's your constellation. You were destined to meet this cutie! I'm having Frank bring him to the Great Hall tomorrow; if he says no, I'm stealing him for you.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

You’re the best!!!

(I will probably kidnap him)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

(No you won't. I owe him money; I can't owe him more shit, like a pet)

[respectfullyfuckoff]

(I will give you the money and then kidnap the cat)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

(Okay I owe him 20 galleons. Give me 30 and I won't tell him you have the cat.)

[respectfullyfuckoff]

(First, how tf do you not have 20 galleons already?? And second, deal)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

(I spent a bunch on Remus and James for their respective birthdays. And I haven't gone to the bank since.)

[respectfullyfuckoff]

(Ah. Cool.)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

Regulus @respectfullyfuckoff, I found this cutie in the Gryffindor common room. Thought it'd make your day a little better since you love these things! (I've always been more of a dog person myself)

I think it belongs to some 2nd year. I'll try and find out it's name for you.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

*struggles VERY hard not to fangirl over a cat*

Thank you!

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

So apparently he belongs to that Frank Longbottom guy. His name is Leo, and that's your constellation. You were destined to meet this cutie! I'm having Frank bring him to the Great Hall tomorrow; if he says no, I'm stealing him for you.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

You’re the best!!!

(I will probably kidnap him)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

(No you won't. I owe him money; I can't owe him more shit, like a pet)

[respectfullyfuckoff]

(I will give you the money and then kidnap the cat)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

(Okay I owe him 20 galleons. Give me 30 and I won't tell him you have the cat.)

[respectfullyfuckoff]

(First, how tf do you not have 20 galleons already?? And second, deal)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

Regulus @respectfullyfuckoff, I found this cutie in the Gryffindor common room. Thought it'd make your day a little better since you love these things! (I've always been more of a dog person myself)

I think it belongs to some 2nd year. I'll try and find out it's name for you.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

*struggles VERY hard not to fangirl over a cat*

Thank you!

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

So apparently he belongs to that Frank Longbottom guy. His name is Leo, and that's your constellation. You were destined to meet this cutie! I'm having Frank bring him to the Great Hall tomorrow; if he says no, I'm stealing him for you.

[respectfullyfuckoff]

You’re the best!!!

(I will probably kidnap him)

[blacksheepoftheblackfamily]

(No you won't. I owe him money; I can't owe him more shit, like a pet)

[respectfullyfuckoff]

(I will give you the money and then kidnap the cat)