Responses From Men

I posted an ad about a haunted vagina. Instead of cobwebs I got vagina whisperers and enough penis pictures to make a collage. Here's a few that made the cut of weird, funny, and what the hell is a gothic cross dildo.

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Hi! I'm an ecclectic pagan and very well versed in spell casting. I don't normally do exorcisims but your case probably needs the touch of an expert so I thought it would be the compassionate thing to do to contact you and offer my services. Usually when something is haunted I don't cast the spirit out, but rather come to some agreement so all can live in peace. So I will communicate with your vaginal resident spirit and see what can be worked out. I do have some unusual techniques that we can discuss in detail should you care to avail yourself of my skills. I asuure you everything will be done with sterile tools and there is zero chance of you contracting an infection.

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The power of my penis compels you!

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Sounds like quite a serious predicament you are in. I may be able to diagnose your specific problem and propose treatment, however, I would need to perform a thorough oral examination first. No, I am not a doctor nor a gynecologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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"I studied at the Vatican's School for Vaginal Exorcism"

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Oh my GOD, a haunted vagina? I work with the Ghost Buster team :) can I help perform the exorcism? Worse scenario is I get drawn in by the demons within! Talk to me sweetie let me in...

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Who Do You Call...

"Wow, who do you call--Vagina busters!! Lol Girl, I'd love to spray my special holy   water all over your vagina; inside it, on it, and of course the best way to make sure the demon or demons are gone is to have you swallow a whole bunch of my holy water! We'd have to repeat this process several times a session of course.

I have a special demon stick which will have to be inserted hundreds of times a secession, each time at different speeds and with different degrees of force.

Here's a few pics of me/what I'm going to use! Let me know if there's any reaction from your possessed VAGINA!"

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do I have luck? (Shared because...well if that isn't a pick up line, I don't know what is)

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Sound like you have a serious problem. We're going to have to get started immediately. Lucky for you I have a paranormal activity detector rod. If it detects paranormal activity inside your vagina it releases an evil spirit proofing secret fluid that will coat your vagina walls and render docile the demons residing in your vagina. Due to the potency of this magic elixir you will require daily sessions to ensure the demon stays dormant many times more than one treatment will be required in rapid succession to ensure the demon is subdued. Send me your contact info to set up an appointment ASAP I know I living with this must be difficult but I am here to help.

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"I’m Latino and can call on the aztec gods to help exorcise ur vagina."

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Hey I’m Alex. I have a demon that feels like its got its own life force. Care to help each other?

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Unexpected Sociology Experiment

I have discovered in my little humor experiment that men are indeed different depending on geographical location.  For example, the same ad placed in San Francisco and Chicago got very different responses.

In San Francisco it was met with humor and enjoyment.  There were a lot of random photos but mostly comments that made me laugh until I cried at times.

In Chicago I got life stories, quick questions and instead of loading me with penis pictures I got face shots and men in business suits.  I also got a LOT of men who said they were in the city for business and just wanted a partner for a day or so to heighten their trip.

I'm curious to see exactly what responses I will get as I make my way slowly around the states.

For those that might wonder - yes I do occasionally respond.  I let the posts that piqued my curiosity what was up and that their response truly made me smile. If all I get is a "what's up" or a picture of a penis - no I'm not going to respond.  I normally get about 40ish responses per post depending on where I share it.  

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"I have been known to be a priest like figure in many dark cases… I’m sure that I can help you out but if not I know the person who can." (A girl has to wonder…just who is this person that could honestly help me with my haunted vagina?)

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"Screw exorcism, I would trap those demons in you!"

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Re: Haunted Vagina "the holistic approach: kegels or botox for pelvic muscles" (I’m not sure what to think about this one)

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"Can ur vagina handle 9.5 inches and super thick like a cucumber?"

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i brush my teeth with holy water. i bet my tounge could solve your problem

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I don’t fear insects or spiders. At great heights, I jump off, smiling. In the face of death I wink. But, when I look into your profile i was in fear of how much i will like to get to know you .Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you’ll still only have a glimpse how your profile as hit me like a tidal wave .It takes a second to say I love you, but a lifetime to show it……………………… …. hoping to hear from you soon..waiting hear from you