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i love that the majiri seem to set fireworks off normally, but the only way for humans to set them off is to shoot them directly into the sky with a bow and arrow. hugely dangerous 10/10 don't teach najuma or hodari will kill you

balo-badartist

Fanart for a fanfiction that's about Botw Link reawakening with all his memories as the Fierce Deity. It’s Hylia(Zelda) x FD and you know I'm all over that, absolutely insane for them. It's called "End of Time" on Ao3 and Wattpad by Makuro767, highly recommend. It has me by the throat, I love my blonde demon man

spocksjuul

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

cursedtrekedits

this is for everyone who was upset that i didn't match the boots to their uniform colors

versasfanficwastedump

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

galahadenough

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

fierikari

Day 18

Drive

loserwithanartacc

Witches :D

Reposting this without the original painting because I saw someone say it had been filtered as nsfw, which explains why basically no one had seen it

Sorry if y’all are seeing this twice I spent like 21h on it and it’s frustrating to have your post filtered for no reason by a robot that’s probably one of those potato computers hooked up to the tumblr servers

Anyway this is a redraw of part of Botticelli’s primavera (which I will not be including under the cut because tumblr can’t tell the difference between artistic nudity in a literal classical painting and something it needs to flag, yes I am salty about it.)

mortalityplays

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

goldenphoenixrises

xxeldritchgirlxx

Best fucking moment in all of anime history.

floweroflaurelin

The Tomb of the Red King

floweroflaurelin

farewell, my lord…

the treebark demons got me don’t worry about it

amikoroyaiart

Safe travels

themirokai

Hey here is your friendly reminder to not tell your nice boss stuff.

I’m at the executive management level for my very small company and I have 4 people who report directly to me. I am a nice boss. I’m friendly with my employees, I treat them like professional adults, I actively try to create a positive work environment, and I mentor them and make sure they’re advancing in their careers. I do my best to shield them from the rest of management doing stupid shit. My employees like working for me.

The other day one of my employees came to ask if she could change her hours on Mondays. I said yes immediately because it’s helpful for me to know when she’s here and when she’s not, but as long as she gets her work done I don’t care when and where she does it. She then proceeded to tell me that it was so she could attend therapy and like … I will never use this information but … as a general rule don’t fucking do that.

Do not tell your employer shit about your mental or physical health except for the bare minimum needed to request a reasonable accommodation. Even your nice boss can fire you, even your nice boss can unfairly change your working conditions, and even your nice boss at some point is probably going to face pressure from their superiors.

I’m not saying don’t trust your boss with anything ever. I’m just saying that anytime you are in the workplace you need to keep your private information private. You can still have a good relationship with your boss. Your workplace can still be pleasant. But if it ever feels like disclosing private information is required in order to have a good relationship with your boss, please see that as a red flag.

themirokai

This post got a like out of nowhere and I only vaguely remember writing it and I’m not entirely sure which of my employees inspired it, but it still holds.

the-indoor-kites

Yeah, I had an episode at work and straight-up told the boss I trusted that it was because I had forgotten a pill. Got fired after five months of pressuring me to leave didn't work.

dopamineforthedepraved

Xenomorph frogs - Sculptures by Li Changchun

2018

occasionallysubtle

pokeclassics prints drop on saturday, march 15th & will be up til march 31st along w/ spyxfamily ghibli prints are up til saturday, march 15th at 9am pst