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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

headspace-hotel

Shakespeare is like this

insufferablepirate

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

memorycycle

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

thesluts2004

she is so unbelievably real

g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s

There'll be mulch when you are done

disparatemind

Lay your wormy head to rest

angeltiddies

Don't you crawl no more

roboticchibitan

Making your own clothes truly is like eating the fae's food because

Once you realize you can have any item you want in any color you want you become a menace to society. I have bright purple pants. I have bright turquoise pants. My new Look is "crazy bright hand embroidered pants, plain black T shirt" or brightly colored everything because my goal in life is to be as obnoxious to look at as possible

Once you've tasted THESE pockets, you can never go back

(Pants pattern those pockets come from link to page that includes plus size grading tutorial link because I know y'all are gonna ask)

I regularly carry around in these pockets

Small A7 notebook I use to write things down in so I don't forget them as a brain fog backup brain

Mini pencil to use w notebook

Handkerchief

Glasses cleaning cloth

Glasses lens wipe (up to 3)

Lactaid (up to 4 individually packaged chewable tablets)

Carmex lip balm (the in a little pot kind)

Measuring tape (flexible for sewing kind, 60"/150cm long, button retraction, sooo useful to have on you all the time. My hot butch preparedness thing. Impresses people every time)

Small pair of folding scissors (comes in soooo handy)

Pocket rock (rn it's a garnet cube)

I feel like I am forgetting something but don't feel like getting up to check

I have also either previously all the time carried or on occasion added

Small A7 sketchbook I made myself

16 oz water bottle (full)

And man it really is like having plenty of good food around you and starving anyway because you cannot go back to the way things were. I have items from indie designers that have decent sized pockets for ready made clothes but they piss me off because I can't put a whole saddlebag's worth of stuff in them without stuff falling out.

When I make the clothes, I decide how big the pockets are. I am limited only by the strength of my waistband. Truly this is power.

roboticchibitan

Thing I forgot: phone

Have added today to the things I usually carry: this folding bluetooth keyboard I got to use w my phone because I have fucked up hands that bend in ways they are not supposed to when holding a phone which results in typing on one being very painful for me. It's about 6" x4" or 15cm x 10cm and has plenty of space in my right pocket which up until now just held my phone

This thing rules. Hands hurt way less using it. Accessibility win!!!

roboticchibitan

I am so sad that the version of this post that's circulating is just the original post and not my addition because I think an entire fucking keyboard I use as an accessibility aid (admittedly one that folds in half but) is a really good way to shamelessly brag prove my point about the pockets.

Also, been carrying it around successfully for several days and it's not even like. Annoying to carry around. I just have to take it out of my pocket before I lay down to rest because it's a bit flimsy and I'm afraid I'll forget it's there and roll over on it.