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How to put "mic check, 1, 2" on your résumé:

Strategically investigated the functional status of a locally deployed audio amplification technology by modeling the average user verbalization of a single-digit, incremental numerical sequence.

#mic check #is this thing on #résumé #job search #parody #jargon #language #business #did you miss me?

savagechickens

Sleeping Life.

And more sleep.

particulatemedia

Content Warning: Enthusiastic Yes

When I ask potential clients what scares them about starting a podcast, the sound of their own voices is usually near the top of the list. They’ll either phrase it as a question - “what if my voice is terrible?” - or a declaration - “I hate the sound of my own voice.”

resumespeak

We need as many voices as we can get in the mix!

#podcaster #voiceactor

I really like stegosaurus

Demonstrated industry-leading affinity capacity regarding an archaeologically-identified species of plate-bearing herbivore.

#dinosaur #stegosaurus #ask #resumespeak #jargon #language

How to put "ordered pizza" on your résumé:

Leveraged a realtime supply-chain management tool to source a team-optimized shareable handheld nutrition solution.

#pizza #food #jargon #language #résumé #resumespeak #business #parody

How to put "fled Twitter" on your résumé:

Proactively identified and developed an operative alternative to a realtime self-immolating shortform content distribution channel.

#résumé #business #language #jargon #twitter #elon #fail

How to put "overpaid for a social media platform, failed to understand its business model or user value proposition, eliminated or radically deincentivized its staff, and publicly torched my reputed business acumen in less than a week" on your résumé.

- Pulled a Total Elon

#jargon #résumé #language #business #jobsearch

komyers

I have a self-centric birthday ask. To help me celebrate level 47, please subscribe and share the link to my new Substack newsletter. https://particulations.substack.com/ I'll be sharing my thoughts about #podcasting and updates on Particulate Media projects; I'd love to have you join me. 🥳

P.S. I also have a cold, so I'll take a pity subscribe. 🤧

rpgrollfactory

Today, our series on Ability Scores shifts focus away from the physical and toward the mental, starting with Intelligence. When it comes to mental acumen, Dungeons & Dragons embraces a distinctio...

#roleplaying #dungeons and dragons

rpgrollfactory

Our look at the ability scores continues with Constitution. The music in this episode is by Arcane Anthems. https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems Constitution represents your character's physi...

Our review of the Ability Scores and Checks continues with a surprisingly steamy Constitution check. Listen and subscribe wherever you get podcasts!

rpgrollfactory

This time on Roll Factory, we're looking at Dexterity. It’s the ability you'll rely on for sick flips, sneaky stabs, and long-distance arrow delivery. The music in this episode is by Arcane Ant...

This time on Roll Factory, we’re looking at Dexterity. It’s the ability you’ll rely on for sick flips, sneaky stabs, and long-distance arrow delivery.

The music in this episode is by Arcane Anthems. https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems

Dexterity represents physical agility. It’s the modifier for the skills Acrobatics, Sleight of Hand, and Stealth. It encompasses overall nimbleness, hand-eye coordination, and how deft your character is with however many hands they have.

Dexterity helps you hit with weapons that require skill rather than power. Aiming a bow, throwing a dagger, and stabbing with a rapier all use dexterity as a modifier for attack and damage rolls.

Your DM can call for a DEX check whenever you try to move silently, make an unobserved motion, or manipulate a small object. Tying a knot, disarming a tripwire, or steering a speeding cart through a narrow tunnel could all trigger a DEX check.

Next time on Roll Factory we’ll continue our tour of the ability scores with Constitution.

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rpgrollfactory

Roll Factory is a podcast for new and returning tabletop roleplayers. In each bite-sized episode, we’ll explain one number on the Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition character sheet, and demonstrate it with a live roll! We’re in pre-production now. Like and follow so you don’t miss our launch!

resumespeak

Developed an explicatory episodic audio paradigm to interrogate mission-critical user mechanics of a widely-adopted collaborative fantasy narrative construction and implementation system.

#my next project #D&D

I finished my hard homework in one night.

Effectuated a demanding asynchronous knowledge development curriculum in a single nocturnal productivity period.

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Happy Juneteenth to everyone except the white people whose support for BlackLivesMatter went *down* over the last year.