Resume Wrecks

I eat resumes for breakfast

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"I JUST came across your job posing on Craigslist."

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"I love experiences – Life is all about making the journey an exciting one. Everyone's path to fulfill their personal destiny will be filled with different experiences. This is what makes us all unique. I relish the chance to take advantage of every experience and opportunity given to me and look at them as a part of the process of transformation."

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"I grasped basic knowledge about architecture in school and able to design the real project."

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"Architecture design makes me excited. Since your company has a lot of projects that make people excited, I'll be very glad to work in such a professional and inspiring company, even imaging being one of your team makes me excited."

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"My fervent desire to gain valuable insight into the field of administration has compelled me to apply for your receptionist position."

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"I am detailed-oriented, organized, flexible, a quick learner and a team player."

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"Communiting is not an issue for me."

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"Thank you have a wonderful day hope to hear from you sooner than later."

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"Intern Architect works under supervision architecture firm analyzes and develops approaches to the creation and modification of architectural construction documents, elevations, sections, details, and space programing."

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"I believe I would have much to contribute to the projects I would have the opportunity to contribute to."

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"To join you would be a wonderful comeback for me, to re-kindle my passion for design."

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"I note that you’re an architecture firm. Architecture is an interest of mine, particularly as related to design concepts. Just in case you’re collecting novice opinions, my preference is for low-slung, modest design – whether commercial or residential – with generous use of skylights and similar features to provide an expansive view of the outside from within. In addition to my style preferences, I’ve also thought about the word “software” and how it might be applied to architectural planning, not in terms of CAD, but to connote a more intimate and ecosystem-friendly approach. Okay, back to my application."

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"Although my resume divulges further, I candidly believe that my experiences doing research and designing informational packets coincide with the needs of your staff members."

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"Committing yourself is a way of finding out who you are. A man finds his identity by identifying. A man's identity is not best thought of as the way in which he is separated from his fellows but the way in which he is united with them."

Robert Terwilliger AKA Sideshow Bob

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"I’m a motivated positive knowledgeable driven loyal graduate architect"

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"Although detail-oriented, I'm always on time (except when early)."

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"Looking to apply my education and experience to a job in anything that really includes business and hands on experiences with people. I enjoy interactions and hands on experiences that involve people and love to make just about everyone I run into with a smile."