[shen-yuans-closet]

abandon bingqiu embrace luo binghe x rice cooker. it has the consistency missing from all other relationships he’s ever had

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i think it’s very strange how some people are seemingly nostalgic for The Microsoft Office Assistant “Clippy.” That feature was incredibly intrusive and annoying, always popping up to say “Hey, it looks like you’re writing a [thing you’re not writing at all.] Can I help with that?”

Given how frequently students and office workers were using microsoft office during the period that The Office Assistant was an active feature in the then-current version of Microsoft Office, it was incredibly annoying to have the little assistant guy pop up and offer to “help” you do stuff practically every time you opened Word. Especially, and this is key, since it was not actually a helpful program in any way shape or form unless you had literally never used a computer before. It was one of those features that if you knew what you were doing it was so annoying to you that you would rush to turn it off in the settings of Microsoft Word if you were using a new computer or a new install of Word.

I think that The Microsoft Office Assistant AKA Clippy was kind of the precursor to unwanted “assistive” features like Cortana and whatever always-on AI “assistive” bullshit Microsoft is foisting on its customers now.

I wonder if there will be people in the future who will be nostalgic for Google Gemini or ChatGPT or “Claude?”

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[allpiesforourown]

I think the reason I like qiu haitang so much is because just like shen jiu, she's not a perfect victim. She was vengeful and ignorant, and so incapable of accepting the truth it literally killed her. I think the fandom glosses over her because it's hard to think about someone that is both in the right and in the wrong so we just ignore her character. Qiu haitang they could never make me hate you

[mikkeneko]

#she had to rebuild her life from literal ASHES but the reason why it burned down is because her happiness was built on LIESSSSS#she really made me like liu mingyan a lot more too#“sisters avenging their older brothers” but make it cursed really gets me <3 - via @daicielane

[hootyhoowoo]

Mid peak lord meeting btw

[pilot-doodles]

Apparently I started this flipnote 10 years ago. Which is crazy to think about. I decided to dust off my old friend (my red dsiXL) and try again from the ground up on this one.

[the-quasar-hero]

The fascinating thing about the word ‘nigga’ vis-à-vis nonblack ppl that use it and/or want to use it without consequences, is that the majority of them would sooner eat glass than spend one day being considered and/or being treated as a Black person.

If you’re nonblack you can reblog this BUT ☝🏿 don’t act up

[thebizza]

They want our rhythm, but they damn sure don't want our blues.

[evercelle]

[rileykitty]

Some dragon Bingqiu sillies I illustrated for the Parallel Worlds zine! They are in loovveee 💚❤️

[luulapants]

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[apokalypse-arisen]

[let-me-iiiiiiiin]

concubine bingge they could never make me hate you.....

[kiiraes]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection