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Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that Now you’re all gone, got your make-up on and you’re not coming back

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❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞ (AHHHHHHH IVE MISSED U HERE LOVE!!!)

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A short and absolutely unintended gale bursts through the ginger’s lips as she hears Pacifica’s doubtful remark. Yet who could blame her - after all, she’s been told this more often that she can count with her ten fingers. You can’t do this. You can’t do that. It’s too dangerous, blah blah blah… and every time, Wendy has been more than glad to prove them WRONG.

“Challenge accepted. Here——“ Without a warning, she drops her ax on the younger female’s arms. “Hold this.”

Then, no more than two seconds later, her fingers have curled into the holes of a rattling fence, alongside a sign that clearly says ‘NO TRESPASSING’. In her face, a smirk that’s oozing with adrenaline and excitement.

One does not simply catch a Corduroy.

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Wendy

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Thank you, dear! Also omg hi I missed you so much

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Sorry for being inactive, had a whole lot of activities for the weekend and now, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve caught a flu. Which sucks. Truth be told, I haven’t been able to do anything but lie on a sofa, watch The Simpsons and eat chips.

I might try to do something tomorrow but right now, I am seriously lacking all motivation and have little energy to even move a muscle.

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I work at an all girl’s summer camp, and here’s some real things that the camp counselors have actually said: SENTENCE STARTERS EDITION

feel free to edit for pronouns/tense etc.  strong language, sexual / adult themes, tw: vomit. 

“I don’t function whether I have sleep or not.”

“What is tea?”

“We just need to marinate his personality a little bit.”

“Oh no, there’s no one to hold my hand!”

“Sounds like that’s not my job.”

“Can you automate me a sandwich?”

“I am irate.”

“There are two types of people in this world: counselors and peasants.”

“There’s a serpent in my footwear.”

“Emotional trauma is fun.”

“I have many talents. Most of them are completely useless.”

“Settle down, Satan.”

“Do you feel reduced, reused, and recycled?”

“Well that sounds like a fucking lie.”

“I don’t instigate. I just participate.”

“When I go to craft stores, I blackout.”

“I’m not dead…yet.”

“Flip flops are the bread of the foot.”

“There’s a whole lot of hip and not a lot of hop.”

“Soda is spicy.”

“I’m going to die somehow, and if it’s from salmonella from eating raw cookie dough, then so be it.”

“I have a great Shakira impersonation.” 

“Maybe they’ll learn if they lose a couple of fingers.”

“I care more about the content of their character than the pizazz in their pants.

“My hip is not used to this motion.”

“I can’t believe I put a bra on for that.”

“She has the balance of a newborn deer.”

“I’m literally a fuckboy.”

“Hey look, cute boys! Oh, they’re not cute, but at least they’re still boys.”

“Shit is usually going downhill by now.”

“Two months ago, you did something stupid.”

“I made a difference.”

“You tried.”

“Is this a science camp or a prostitution camp?”

“You scared the juice out of her.”

“I am NEVER having kids!”

“This is my uterus talking.”

“I’m not above throwing hands with a seventh grader.”

“I have a 670 day streak on Snapchat with my Mom.”

“My grandma just screams all the time.”

“We can all starve, and then it’s free!”

“It kind of feels like I’m in purgatory.”

“Are you sure the epi-pen is only as needed?”

“I feel like I’m always living in a vine.”

“There has been nothing born of this womb.”

“I feel like I’m dying.”

“I feel like I’m dying, but someone set me on fire, but like, in a good way.”

“I cry myself to sleep every single night.”

“I aspire to be not poor.”

“There’s no such thing as too cool for school when you’re paying tuition.”

“Surprise! I’m fully clothed.”

“We’re having problems with the girls having sass.”

“SEX?!”

“Why does my boob keep getting touched this week?”

“I’ll baby bird vomit into your mouth.”

“Did someone touch my butt?”

“Wow, you really are lonely.”

“I don’t care for that.”

“What would Abraham Lincoln think about that?”

“They were boy scouts, not man scouts.”

“Gift wrapping is my shit.”

“I am not caffeinated…that is a lie.”

“I’ve had to pee since 2015.”

“I’m going to pour some cow’s milk into my mouth straight from the teat.”

“I just posted on Instagram; go like it, you bitch.”

“Most people cry when I walk into the room.”

“What if Pop Sockets were for toes?”

“That feedback is not very timely.”

“I don’t even know what World War 2 was.”

“Pics or it didn’t happen.”

“That sounds like a personal problem.”

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Can’t promise any replies tonight, sorry! I had a long day, plus I didn’t get that much sleep last night so. I’ll just be lurking for an hour or so before I collapse.

Anyway, give this post a heart attack if you’d like me to go through your reblogged memes and send something to your muse!

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"This is a secret. Do you understand me?"

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For the slightest moment, there’s a look of amusement in Wendy’s emerald eyes. Are you kidding me? they say, as if mocking him for even doubting her. But she doesn’t have to say it out loud. She doesn’t have to say ANYTHING to let him know that his secret, whatever it will be, is safe with her.

So instead, she connects her thumb with her index finger, running them across her lips like she’s closing a zipper. Though almost as soon as they’re shut, she opens them again for an impatient inquiry.

“—Alright. Spit it out, mortal!”

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✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

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So uhh, I don’t suppose anyone would like to help me make some icons ?

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pls consider: wendy in light flowery clothes

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@rethink-everything Shit-wrecker brigade, HOOOO

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(Oh hek are you gonna be active again? :o Cuz I hekin love this Wendy

I shall try ! Thank you so much, it means a lot for me to know my presence here is wanted <3

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“I’ve rejected a part whereby I felt that there wasn’t enough depth to the character and I think that it’s rather scary if you are looking for work and yet there is a job that comes your way and you don’t initially feel the passion to the character and I think that’s quite a bold move to then turn that down. But if that is what makes you happy, you gotta stick to your gut instinct.”