I Wish I Could Do A Backflip

He/him, 23, call me Judas✨ I’m like if a gay guy could be evil

[toasty-cowboy]

This is essentially their dynamic summarized

[sparebutton]

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

[huffylemon]

[sovietnam]

[retired-catguy]

God gives his biggest boobies to his transest men

[momdusa]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508]

t4t sex will save us all

[mystical-one]

who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music

[mclennonyaoi]

anyone who treats me like i’m dumb or inexperienced for wanting to view the regular mundane world around me as something whimsical and exciting and beautiful deserves to die.

[mclennonyaoi]

“i like to ride the bus and pretend it’s an animal” “ERMM…. sounds like SOMEONE hasn’t ridden on a bus ever. you sweet sweet dumb summer child… must NOT be american” like ok. be miserable, then. rot. live your sad miserable life and view everything as mundane. die alone and unloved. i am not dumb, and i am not inexperienced, and i wake up everyday and choose to view life around me as wonderful. you wake up and choose to miserable. we’ll see which one of us survives the winter.

[3000s]

cis people who worry too much about trans people hitting on them are so funny i just cant understand them. are you scared of winning the lottery too?

[vsemily]

Us, despite it all

[sleevesareforlosers]

[ID. A drawing of two people wearing oversized shirts, one with trans flag trim and one with rainbow. They are holding both of each other’s hands, walking and looking at each other with smiles and hearts around their heads. Surrounding them is a ring of barbed wire. End ID.]

[ballisticmarking]

[retired-catguy]

I’m gonna sing and dance forever and never go to work <3

[guidancerune]

"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse

[maybeitsasine]

Cis guy trying to fit in with all his trans friends: I’m like if a guy was a guy

[retired-catguy]

Legalize doin it silly style