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[ballisticmarking]

[urfaveisunfuckable]

godot from ace attorney is unfuckable! what the fuck do you think this is? x-men? tron?? take the visor off idiot you’re scaring the hoes

[urfaveisunfuckable]

i've been informed he is blind sorry sir you can keep the visor on. the hoes love you

[urfaveisunfuckable]

just been informed you hate women. the hoes hate you for unrelated reasons to the visor

[urfaveisunfuckable]

alright i was informed that you don't actually hate women it was a mistranslation. the hoes have complicated feelings towards you

[juney-blues]

[mossmittens]

the judge every time someone presents evidence or asks a question or considers a possibility or has an objection

[cornertheculprit]

i do think the "dark age of the law" thing in dual destinies was perhaps the stupidest thing imaginable. why's everyone suddenly freaking out about corruption in the courtroom. do you think manfred von karma got that forty-year win streak out of nowhere. do you think miles edgeworth got HIS win streak out of nowhere. do you think damon gant's control over Fucking Everything came out of nowhere. do you think furio tigre's ability to masquerade as a defense attorney and nobody saying a damn thing about it came out of nowhere. do you think franziska von karma holding up a photograph and being like "i know this picture is illegal but what are you gonna do? Unsee it? <3" came out of nowhere. The three-day "guilty until proven innocent" trial system. The sheer sway prosecutors held over the entirety of the court, up to and including shit like being able to assault the judge and opposing defense attorney with zero consequences + tailoring witness testimony to suit their case and threatening said witnesses if they said anything too revealing. Hello. Can anyone hear me. I'm going nuts

[vesperosy]

some edgeworths

[gaudygreebles]

Get jolly with it

[nonsenserli]

Ace Attorney stuff (: Finally had a little time yayyy

[akoichoi]

aa sketches

[carriesthewind]

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

[littlebluecaboose]

[salcreus]

Bwah

[oli-is-doing-fine]

what are they talking about?

[doumeki]

[spoopup]

truce

[sage-nebula]

WHAT IS THAT RUN CYCLE

[leeeeeeef]

deals in life and death

[nimcest]

About to make this guy endorse so much shit

[jumpluffdrifting]

hey ace attorney fandom do you guys wanna see an ad for the wiiware version of aa3 from 2010 where Miles and Phoenix act grossly out of character the whole time