Ex ZPD meter maid

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Jodie is so real for wearing a cap saying daddy 🤧

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The way I could finally sleep in peace after Jodie's confirmation 😌

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🚨Honey news about Villanelle being alive just dropped🚨

Exclusively brought back alive by Jodie Comer aka JC aka Jesus Christ

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I just need to know is Jodie talking shit about Killing Eve's finale or not? Like did she go through happy sad confused throughout the whole Killing Eve shooting???

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The Jodie Comer Effect™ strikes again.

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Lmao Killing Eve Instagram turned the comments back on thinking we would play nice just because Jodie and Sandra got nominated for emmys bitch they carried the whole damn season when Laura Neal left the whole scrip blank but "Die Gay Die!" on the final page 😤

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I had another Killing Eve dream yesterday about Villanelle actually survived only to find out Eve did not. 😫 I think being in Alaska is not helping my mental health 😪

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I had a whole dream yesterday about me being schoolmate with Jodie and she got into trouble because she got bullied once and the whole school went into a riot defending her 😤 it's like my brain just realized it's almost 2 years since the Twitter drama 🤡

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Today I walked in a restaurant with pride flag hanging at the door in Alaska, ordered curly fries, almost dipped them into mustard but stopped myself because it's gross (Eve you really are a psychopath) and basically just had a Villaneve moment by myself 🤡

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Killing Eve Instagram turning off the comments and posting a Jodie picture hoping we will just pretend everything's rainbow and sunshine 😂😂 bitch please ✋

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Every morning I wake up I tell myself Killing Eve is just on a hiatus 🤡

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Ms Comer🤧🤧🤧

Ms Jodie 🤧🤧🤧

You are making me emotional and also on my knees 😫

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Real question is will I see y'all clowns next year in NYC???

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Crying at 7am because baby girl is going to Broadway 🤧🤧🤧

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So I played a game last night where couples had to answer some questions. There's one about the wildest location they have had sex, and then this couple straight up said in a camper van and my mind went to Villaneve immediately 💀💀💀

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Wait 💀💀💀

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Prima Facie trailer came out the day I start my job in Alaska? It's a sign.