Retreatment Destroyed!

a.k.a. Fuck you, Vance.

[retreatment-destroyed]

Why do I exist?

[You're here to screw over Vance]

Oh, my Devs.

What's my name, anyway?

[Desti. That's your name. And I am N.A.E. of @hnoc-system, the narrator and blog runner.]

[Who cares about tags?]

[retreatment-destroyed]

[Skilled is staring at you.]

[What do you do when the alternate yous have met but you haven't?]

[You meet and cause shit to blow up (not literally).]

Hi.

@skilledpoint

Hi. You're another anti-somebody, right?

[advancement-made]

Hey, are you Vance? My name is Desti. An anon told me that I should go meet you and annihilate us both in an explosion equivalent to the explosion caused by the interaction of matter and antimatter, which is what we are to eachother.

-@retreatment-destroyed

Wh. What. Uh. Hi, yes, that's me. What did you do to that poor anon. I know a few things I did, but. Huh.

[retreatment-destroyed]

Actually, the anon was the one who wanted us to annihilate eachother. They originally wanted us to just meet and talk with eachother, but then I realized that I'm like antimatter to you, so then the anon said that they want us to be annihilated.

[retreatment-destroyed]

And I want you both annihilated

Find him

Uh, sure.

[retreatment-destroyed]

I cannot wait until you and Vance meet

Pretty sure we'd annihilate eachother like matter and antimatter. I am his opposite, after all.

[retreatment-destroyed]

'ey, Desti! Long time no see, buddy! 'ow's it goin'?

-@phil-perconti-epprbcu

Uh, hey there. You're Phil, right? Why are you so... cheered up?

[phil-perconti-epprbcu]

Why? Oh, ma' lil' Desti, it's 'cuz I've got a special business opportunity! Yes, I'm supposed ta' be the mafia leader, but long story short, I'm now part of a business that allows ya' ta' get a lotta money fast!

[retreatment-destroyed]

Okay? There's got to be some sort of price, right?

[phil-perconti-epprbcu]

Of course there is! All ya' 'ave ta' do is gimme 50G, and then get others ta' give ya' 50G, and then gimme 'alf o' their entry fee! That's what the 'ead 'oncho o' this thing told me to do.

[retreatment-destroyed]

Only 50G? Damn. That's not a lot. Here you go!

[Desti gives Phil 50G]

[phil-perconti-epprbcu]

Thanks, Desti. Now go and get others ta' give ya' 50G. Also, you're now co-leader o' the mafia.

[retreatment-destroyed]

Got it.

And thanks for that!

[retreatment-destroyed]

'ey, Desti! Long time no see, buddy! 'ow's it goin'?

-@phil-perconti-epprbcu

Uh, hey there. You're Phil, right? Why are you so... cheered up?

[phil-perconti-epprbcu]

Why? Oh, ma' lil' Desti, it's 'cuz I've got a special business opportunity! Yes, I'm supposed ta' be the mafia leader, but long story short, I'm now part of a business that allows ya' ta' get a lotta money fast!

[retreatment-destroyed]

Okay? There's got to be some sort of price, right?

[phil-perconti-epprbcu]

Of course there is! All ya' 'ave ta' do is gimme 50G, and then get others ta' give ya' 50G, and then gimme 'alf o' their entry fee! That's what the 'ead 'oncho o' this thing told me to do.

[retreatment-destroyed]

Only 50G? Damn. That's not a lot. Here you go!

[Desti gives Phil 50G]

[retreatment-destroyed]

'ey, Desti! Long time no see, buddy! 'ow's it goin'?

-@phil-perconti-epprbcu

Uh, hey there. You're Phil, right? Why are you so... cheered up?

[phil-perconti-epprbcu]

Why? Oh, ma' lil' Desti, it's 'cuz I've got a special business opportunity! Yes, I'm supposed ta' be the mafia leader, but long story short, I'm now part of a business that allows ya' ta' get a lotta money fast!

[retreatment-destroyed]

Okay? There's got to be some sort of price, right?

[retreatment-destroyed]

'ey, Desti! Long time no see, buddy! 'ow's it goin'?

-@phil-perconti-epprbcu

Uh, hey there. You're Phil, right? Why are you so... cheered up?