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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring-deactivated2015060

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

isamaegreenleaf

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

nnfirnid

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this

modelinterrupted

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

latenightsugar

WHyyyy

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

Sorry everyone

just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

kixgbear

Shiddd

angiebkxo-deactivated20180626

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

manynamedshe

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

glamhoeour-deactivated20251207

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

venusians

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

edge-of-great

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

yoyolovesdaiki

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

darkgvk

I’m not risking it

infiniteoddball

After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

legitimatelala

I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

coffeeforfrogs

To everyone who sees this bc of my dumb ass im sorry but I already have bad enough luck as it is sooo say hi to Madame Zeroni

downeyjrfreak

Never seen this lady before, but not gonna risk it 🤷‍♂️

senator-onahole

bibliophile1887

yaggol-deactivated20150816

FUCK YES

saiyanheretic

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

randomgifgirl

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

Tfw ur mom asks u if u wanna watch a movie and you don’t so you say no and then she tries to make you feel guilty for not wanting to watch a movie 🧡

cheshire-cat-lenalee2

unclefather

can’t risk it

bentejam

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.

fakesurgery

Gotta take all the chances…..

fit-beach-tea

Never risk it

reshipped

i had to

#update on the friends and media thing #we do not share common interests at all #I feel like I’m the only one who is regularly on tumblr so I know certain stuff that they don’t #I’m pretty sure they just use Facebook and Instagram #neither of which I use #how am I supposed to say that I knew about that fake Putin thing from a joke post about destiel turning Georgia blue #but like how can I make super hell jokes #one of them at least plays gmod with me so I can force it there a little #but no common media interests #like #I don’t even know what to say one of them likes drama shows which I can’t stand #the other one barely talks to us anymore so who knows there #like I sent 7 paragraphs explaining bits I liked for a movie and they didn’t read a lick of it #maybe I’ll ask but it’s the info dump channel so who knows #oh well #until next time my poor vent blog 🧡

So like, when you’re scrolling and the connection dies, and you click the little words that say try again, is it supposed to just blast you to the top of the page? Tumblr mobile is an app

#an app that I’ve used since I was 13 or so #but an app nonetheless

#okay one more before I go to bed #I was raised in the era where the internet was bad and anyone who tried to talk to you wanted to kill you #like I know for a fact that’s not true #but I was raised with that anxiety about anyone on the internet #and it’s sorta true I guess??#like anyone could be just some rando that’s lying #but I feel like most people on here aren’t?#like there’s no reason to lie on here unless ur like a minor or whatever #minors really shouldn’t be on this website until like 16 or so anyways #I mean there are definitely creeps on here don’t get me wrong #but I think the people I follow are pretty good so I don’t see that most of the time #I’m not like a big creator or comedy person either #so I never get asks or anything #I’ve had a blog on tumblr for maybe 7 or more years and I’ve gotten like three asks #I think one of them was spam too so #like how do these people get other people to talk to them?#my one blog has 500 followers and not one sends me anything #is it because I don’t make any personal posts in there?#I would rather keep that blog for other stuff #this is the personal one #what would someone even ask me here #like hey dude you got issues??#and I’d be like yeah man what’s up #I’ll stop ranting for tonight #just had to talk I guess #didn’t realize I had so much to say

#okay wait now that I think about it #I don’t think me and my friends have any common media interests #at least not anymore we don’t #like we still talk but I always feel like it’s me trying to drag them into a conversation #usually about stupid stuff #and I know for a fact they like stupid stuff too #they just don’t feel the need to talk about it I guess?#which is weird for me bc if I really like something and I don’t talk about it I’ll explode #but I’m too nervous to join discord servers bc I don’t want to be seen as annoying #I have basically no social media presence except for here #like I have a Twitter and Facebook but I don’t use them at all #so I have no online friends to speak of #like I see these big groups of online friends #and I’m like #I want what they have

okay I went back through this blog, and I said I didn’t want it to be a vent blog, but let’s be real, that’s what it is and I need it

#I gots issues and problems lads #gotta keep the grocery list of stuff that’s wrong

tfw ur friends don’t consume any media you like and you info dump like three paragraphs you could probably turn into an essay and they just say “nice” or don’t respond at all

#I’m having issues #how can I make funny jokes if you dont try to watch stuff #like you don’t have to like it just try to watch it #my middle school years consisted entirely of one piece of media bc they liked it #so I tried it and liked it #and now they don’t try anything I show them #I’m just being complainy they’re pretty good friends otherwise #we tell each other everything #or we try to at least #we’ve been friends since middle school #and they are very open to any ideas I have for drawings and stuff #so that’s nice at least #I don’t mean to ramble

yo I want to find my old 3ds so bad. like I haven’t touched that thing in years

#and my nintendogs files #im not sure if i have the originals #but i know i have the dogs and cats one #i have no idea where my games are though

How do people have so many online friends.

#bro #ive got like two irl friends

I am. So tired. College online sucks. Work sucks. People are terrible. The news is also terrible. Good things that have happened: I found out about grape juice popsicles and I saw a dog with huge ears

#gotta have a couple positives #i might do this every once and awhile #maybe once or twice a week?#some positives and negatives of the last few days #that might be nice #if i remember lol

What in the H E double hockey sticks is 2020 so far? Like. Excuse me. Do not do this.

#everything suuucks.#my mom wants me to quit my job bc virus #college is all online now and i dont get it #everyones freaking out #i am so close to bleaching my hair i swear #:(

Ok. I work at a grocery store at the literal worst time ever. Hm.

#not holdin up good lads #:(

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