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the primal urge to fucking smash these types of bulbs against the nearest hard surface and poison your home with mercury or whatever

cuteautumn

TODAY IS HALLOWEEN!!!

genuinehumanboy

you can only reblog this today

salty-french-fry

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

superpixie

Happy Birthday Bob!

jerrylandis

Oh god I love songs so much. thank fuck we get to have songs

ramilicious

This is such a special night for me, both my siblings are here and I am so proud of them.

Rami Malek hosting SNL, October 16, 2021

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unfortunately I'm watching supernatural and someone on screen said 'there are No Wolves in pennsylvania' and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it...google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I've Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn't try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren't wolves in pennsylvania I'm literally spiraling right now

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still feeling so gut-punched over this

the-ginger-is-loose-again

To be fair, PA also said "we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you're seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week"

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okay I'm sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed

you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)

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i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article

[caption: "We've been here 45 years and I've probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they've seen a cougar or mountain lion," said owner Vince Hall. "I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I'm not God."]

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PA: I can't believe we've lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there's a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

horse-on-a-porch

I'm from PA. Pittsburgh actually. Deer would randomly be in the city. PA wildlife is definitely out and about. Wolves are definitely out and about.

Also how'd y'all skip right past "but I'm not God?" Like what. Sir. Sir. If 100 people tell you a thing you don't get to say "nah but I'm not God."

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he’s from pennsylvania and his name is Vince, he’s completely in character saying that

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besties beloveds brethren let me be extremely clear here it was 100% a wolf I know some coyotes are hybrids or just look extremely similar but I am capable of telling the difference in height and the different howls they make I promise it was a wolf in my neighborhood please just trust me and stop teaming up with pennsylvania to try and gaslight us

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pennsylvania will tell you we are the 3rd best state in the country if you want to find Bigfoot and then turn around and call you crazy for saying you saw a wolf.

that means they recognize Bigfoot lives here but not wolves (or mountain lions)??? I'm crying this is insane

aaandthatspoisonivy

i saw a post about hardzello the other day and i got whiplash. that was my personality, my entire i d e n t i t y two years ago. i feel like those immortals in movies when they’re looking thru old antique dust-covered photos of their past lovers that they nearly forgot but never quite can. quiet echos of “not the coffee machine” play in the back of my mind. who was i,,, like damn.