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revaeli is an independent rp for revali of breath of the wild && age of calamity. loved by sheepy.
carrd. / fantasy multi.
moved to @starlyht <3
once again i have moved. not sure why i get stuff here expecting a reply.
moved to @starlyht <3
me: glances at my own blog me: gee sheepy ... 😕
also, while im here … the joy & melancholy of revali’s theme. the way the flight range theme is a slowed down, even more melancholic version of it. much to think about.
love how becoming a spirit or guardian is baked into the lore . and accept it with dignity . and then when revali becomes a spirit / guardian of wind . he does what he does best . he is a whiny brat abt it .
if you post abt any of the champions just picture a wooloo breathing heavily over your shoulder and crying. :(
im definitely coming back and love this account / character. i have stuff to do but hopefully my attention span will heal after i get my adhd treatment started in the beginning of august.
age of calamity or as i like to call it whose idea was it to let a bunch of kids save the world anyway
*: ・゚✧ perrier’s bounty.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
“ the ocean, huh? never fails to provoke a person to musing on philosophical shit.”
“ but are we insignificant?”
“ very peaceful in repose, there.”
“ you know your deadline’s ten tonight?”
“ so what are you doing in bed?”
“ were you out last night?”
“ i call that a gross abuse of your time. what little you have, and getting less.”
“ two bones to be broke. your decision which. and digits don’t count, you understand? finger, toes… they don’t count at all.”
“ you wouldn’t happen to have it, would you?”
“ suggest you get out and get looking then. beg, borrow, steal, only get it, and bring it.”
“ wow. flowers for me?”
“ what an idiot!”
“ oh, god! how are you?”
“ are you sure, ‘cause i just got paid, i can give you, like… two hundred?”
“ yeah, he wants to fuck you!”
“ you missed him, man.”
“ see the evidence.”
“ what’s the other stain?”
“ so, can i help you in any other way?”
“ any idea where he went?”
“ what the fuck are you doing?!”
“ get that away from me, man.”
“ go for it. come on, go for it.”
“ you are under surveillance, big style.”
“ what the fuck are you doing here?”
“ we need to have a chat.”
“ why the fuck would i want to have a chat with you?”
“ ‘cause i’m dying, [name].”
“ you’re fucking dying?!”
“ you gonna talk?”
“ i hate to appear like this right outta the fucking blue, but… you know the shit between you and me is unresolved.”
“ and i just thought the situation now being what it is, that we could talk.”
“ i’m working on it!”
“ if i was you i’d work harder, man.”
“ either that, or just resign yourself. try and find a state of zen, of acceptance, yeah?”
“ all i owe is a grand, man. might as well be a mill, chance of me getting it by tonight.”
“ are you off the drink?”
“ so, what other options have you?”
“ that’s right, you know the fuck?”
“ what about our talk?”
“ ‘we’ll see?’ i’m only fucking dying, [name].”
“ how am i? i’m sick of fucking seeing you.”
“ are you gonna take that shit?”
“ do i know you?”
“ i heard tale that you give the occasional loan?”
“ are you serious?”
“ that shit you were saying back there, man, i didn’t like it.”
“ well, i want an apology, fuckhead!”
“ well done, man. the fuck was that about?”
“ well, i wouldn’t like to hear you say, ‘cause that’d mean you’d had a big fucking mouth.”
“ financial reward’s pretty much assured, and that’s pretty much the extent of my peddle. question is, do you want to purchase?”
“ will you pay attention?!”
“ the thing is, we need an extra man.”
“ we could blackmail this fuck.”
“ hey, why didn’t we look for any cash?”
“ you’re not gonna fuck me, are you?”
“ never doubt that i’m a man of my word, all right? and that my fucking word is my fucking bond, understand?”
“ you just ended yourself. another broken bone, that’s three now.”
“ man, you nearly killed me! i’ll have it tomorrow, all right?”
“ you’re illegally parked.”
“ look, you didn’t take my gun, did you?”
“ my gun is gone.”
“ you’re the only one with the fucking key.”
“ what’s wrong?”
“ he called, he said it was over.”
“ no. no, wait a minute, open the fucking door! [name]!”
“ so predictable, man. the last place you wanna go is home, cause that’s the first place the fuck who’s after you look.”
“ i didn’t hear it break. go again, man, just to be sure.”
“ i knew you had it!”
“ what the fuck were you thinking?!”
“ i saved your life.”
“ no. you saved me my legs. you’re gonna cost me my life.”
“ fucking crying again… all right, i’m sorry, i’m sorry.”
“ you did what you thought was right.”
“ that was a long fucking hour.”
“ is he dead?”
“ what do i think? i think you need to dispose of the body.”
“ the wise man advises. are you gonna help?”
“ you know i’m dying?”
“ in case you hadn’t noticed, man, we’re in deepest, fucking peril.”
“ what, in case i miss the f– i know the fucking way, man!”
“ still, it’s something we never did, you know?”
“ you’re wasting your fucking time, man.”
“ you wanna talk now?”
“ i never knew.”
“ now, that saddens me, now.”
“ i want you to know, it doesn’t bother me.”
“ man, i’m hip to all that shit.”
“ just wish you would’ve told me, though, you know?”
“ hey, forgiven, forgotten. you know what i’m saying?”
“ it’s so fucking sad.”
“ are you sad?”
“ are you vengeful?”
“ i’m devastated.”
“ you been here all fucking night?”
“ why would you wanna do that?”
“ if i tell you something, do you promise not to go bananas?”
“ now, don’t be going bananas, now.”
“ you’re not fucking dying?!”
“ the night before last, death came to me.”
“ it wasn’t a dream. i can still differentiate, it was real!”
“ man, there i was feeling sorry for you!”
“ you and me have shit we need to resolve, fucking tout suite!”
“ tout what?”
“ we’re gonna have to burn your car, do you mind?”
“ all right, fucking burn it, i don’t give a fuck!”
“ was it awkward at all?”
“ i don’t get it, how could you be dying?”
“ forget it, you don’t want to know.”
“ ah, it requires a leap of faith he wasn’t willing to make, and you more than likely won’t be either.”
“ try me. i’m willing to at least make the effort.”
“ the room got cold. really quick, like really cold.”
“ now, why did he choose you?”
“ oh, he left that ambiguous too, did he? pretty convenient.”
“ well, i’m sober now, for one…”
“ i’m kinda convinced there still might be hope.”
“ i’ll only be there half an hour! or say, an hour.”
“ maybe you’re the wanker!”
“ i’m not the wanker has you pulling your hair out every other night, i’m me, having to suffer it out.”
“ he’s been blowing hot and cold on you, man, the last two fucking years!”
“ i’m just saying, give her a fucking break, man.”
“ what you said was fairly fucking insensitive.”
“ yeah, you know, tough love and all.”
“ shit fucking had to be said.”
“ any coke on you? cocaine.”
“ am i under arrest?”
“ what we’ll do, is, we’ll talk to them.”
“ freeze, motherfucker. move and i’ll blow your fucking brains out.”
“ now, get down on the ground, man. down on the ground. tout fucking suite.”
“ go on, man, i got your back.”
“ don’t even fucking breathe.”
“ you’re not talking to me… all right, i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have spoken to you like that.”
“ how sorry are you?”
“ make it up to me.”
“ no, fuck that. ring him, if you want.”
“ shut the fuck up man. shut. the fuck. up.”
“ what’s the story? do you want your money?”
“ and since you shared in the schemes and ‘ception, it’s only fitting you shared the loot.”
“ relax, we’re not the cops.”
“ are you sure about this?”
“ no, it’s fine. it’s fine. just don’t blame me, you know? just don’t blame me.”
“ are you getting out or what?”
“ ALL RIGHT!! URGHHH!”
“ what occurred in the past, is in the past.”
“ what’s wrong with me? what was i lacking?”
“ no. don’t start going down that road, now, you hear me?”
“ you’re lacking nothing. you’re funny, for one.”
“ let’s not forget the fella i shot last night.”
“ you’re right. night after night, my fucking bullshit. how did you put up with me?”
“ idunno. maybe i’m the bigger idiot.”
“ yeah, you are an idiot.”
“ listen, i really appreciate this.”
“ this is beyond the fucking beyond, man…!”
“ what the fuck did you do to him?”
“ what the fuck are you doing? that’s spit.”
“ that’s what he gets for trying to get you killed.”
“ and thanks, you know, for saving my bacon, and shit.”
“ you’re welcome. so will you get me some coke now?”
“ fucking shut you up. i said yeah, didn’t i?”
“ the coke procurement is as far as my obligation extends.”
“ none of your business.”
“ it wasn’t your fault though.”
“ i’ve only done what anyone would’ve.”
“ oh, you know? fucking four years later.”
“ because you blamed me.”
“ i understand you were hurt. but weren’t we all? weren’t we all?”
“ but fuck it, you’re right, it’s more than your obligation extends, so… anyway, can we get my coke now?”
“ fuck man, you’re flush.”
“ circumstances can change really quick, man. all you need is a bit of luck.”
“ i’m just saying, you’re fairly enigmatic.”
“ fucking reaper… tell me you don’t believe that shit.”
“ get over myself? pfff…”
“ oh, fuck, get down!”
“ wait, i have to go back… i have to go back for [person/thing].”
“ they’re gone.”
“ now, do you want to mourn them, or do you want to join them?”
“ i made a mistake! i was confused.”
“ shut the fuck up, and try and take it like a man, you prick, you.”
“ they left me no alternative, you know?”
“ hey, fuckhead. stay. the fuck. awake.”
“ i- i fucked it all up.”
“ i’ll kill him now if you don’t shut the fuck up.”
“ listen to me! don’t go there! they’re gonna kill him anyway!”
“ if you go, you’ll both be dead! you fucking know that! don’t go!”
“ it is never ‘just putting up with you’, understand? i love every minute of it.”
“ how the fuck are you gonna make a trade, if you’ve nothing to make a trade fucking with?”
“ i have myself.”
“ get the fuck off me!!”
“ i beg you! please, please don’t!”
“ you nearly fucking killed me!”
“ mind my valuables, yeah?”
“ take your gun out and drop it.”
“ now! move it!”
“ we’ll track you down.”
“ get down on your knees.”
“ i’m calling this screwhead’s bluff, man.”
“ you’re a dildo.”
“ it’s just me. we’re getting out of here, all right?”
“ i swear to fuck! i’m fucking warning you.”
“ i need a doctor.”
“ i’m alive! i’m alive, sweet fuck!”
“ never has anyone given me so much grief, man.”
“ any last words before i do you?”
“ yeah, well, if it wasn’t for him, you’d be in jail.”
𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧?
nature and the hunt. You are the divine parentage of the earth and the wilds, as well as the ancient art of the hunt. Your verdant forests, vast grasslands, and lush jungles are a source of wonder and sustenance for the skilled tracker, but conversely a place of fear and doom for the lost and unprepared. Many mortals revere you as a nurturing mother figure or a generous provider of protection and prosperity; however, you are equally capable of unleashing vengeance, famine, and destruction unto those who drink too deeply and greedily of your plentiful gifts. Hunters, gatherers, and herbalists look to you for guidance in the wilds.
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“ Revali, thank you for meeting me on such short notice and well not in the village. “ Zelda says, things have been chaotic the attacks of monsters are not just intensifying but the the level of them as well— nevertheless she’s prepared for anything. Despite this she has a moment to spare to try to catch up with the other champions. “ I trust you are well?” There is no doubt in her mind that he quickly mastered piloting their divine beast, after all he is the most talented among the Rito. That is why she decides to not mention it, perhaps it’s for the best. @revaeli
“well, i suppose i can’t complain too much.” praise the spirit of the skies, her pathetic knight wasn’t lapping at her heels (for now). he couldn’t complain too much, no doubt, as he would be out of the picture soon. then they would see: destiny did not a true hero make.
the thrum of battle echoed still in his heart, troubled as he was by the increasing frequency of skirmishes. a hinox had nearly dashed him against a cliff’s edge, but the warrior was as agile as he was skilled. he folded his wings behind his back, digits clasped together. “medoh has been making quick work of the bokoblin hosts. i think we just might stand a chance against this so-called calamity.” provided her highness can actually fulfill her sacred duty.
just a reminder that revali is literally Just Some Guy who trained into his skill. no magic, no power, no destiny, no title. just a little guy with a bow that no one else can wield and too much ambition.
I’ve put off writing this post for a while, but given my circumstances, needs must.
I was supposed to start a new job at the end of April/beginning of May, but due to a covid break out in the country of origin (I work remotely) my job was postponed. A client of mine from another company (I teach and coach online) stopped taking classes with me due to an 18-week intense training course for his job, and now I’m completely without an income.
I’ve applied for benefits, but they take five weeks to get started and in the past I’ve been denied an advance (and at this point of the process I can’t even ask for one), and I still have expenses through the month. On top of that, I’m already deep in two overdrafts from paying bills at the end of last month. One of my clients has paid two sessions in advance that he is finally attending this week (he broke his hand), but he can’t pay for more until his own pay comes in so that will have to wait, and I’m applying for jobs and contracts every day incase the other position I hold is further postponed or just cancelled outright.
I’d really appreciate anything that people can send me to my Paypal here or via other methods if you DM me to discuss them. Most urgent imo is that my dog, Miki, is down to her last two cans of food and I need to purchase more, and then of course all of the upcoming bills. I’ve never, ever wanted to beg like this, particularly in public, but with everything going up in price and just needing to survive this one month I really have no idea what I’m going to do.
If you can’t help, that’s cool, please just share and spread the word where you can. For reference, I do teach English as a Foreign Language and business/workplace skills such as presenting, writing, etc and I also do voice work such as recordings and live calls (feminine, neutral British accent) for whoever might want or need of these things. For the former I have five years experience with kids and adults and I write copy and blogs on the topics as well, incase this reaches anyone who could refer me to anyone.
Thank you so much for reading. I appreciate it!
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anyway i’m always thinking about the way revali struts around and preens himself because he’s a good fighter / the best archer among his people, meanwhile 1. he dies violently in his main canon despite his skill, and 2. if he survived he would have had a lucrative career while struggling to deal with (repress) all of that trauma.
Local Bird Slam Dunks an Armed Swordsman. What Happens Next Surprises No One.
idk i had a particularly dumb idea and needed it out of my system