Greasy, Depressing Little Man Whom No One Saw Coming

He/Him Unable to stick with a single name, Theoretically a mechanical engineering student

[bigtidtybitch]

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[kosmogrl]

on account of being the avoidant yearner

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[highvictoriana-blog]

Heart-shaped garnet ring inlaid with gold, silver and rose cut diamonds, c. 1890-1900.

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[targetedknowledge]

[sea--burn]

what was going on last night

[redavexat]

[homunculus-argument]

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.

[thenotme]

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

[homunculus-argument]

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

[cyclicrow]

americans will call anything a salad im afraid. if you add shredded chicken to this it becomes chicken salad. anyway i prefer your name better

[homunculus-argument]

This is the kind of audacity that would prompt me to walk outside, gather enough passably bendy twigs, branches and reeds, sit down to weave them together into a whip, and then go back inside to beat everyone with it.

[incorrectpasswordip]

zooble in my ootd

[mortalityplays]

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[amemait]

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

[ms-demeanor]

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

[txttletale]

i like how in the few minutes before i realize thers some video game announcement thing happening it just looks like all my mutuals sponmtaneously started to posit new ideas from the horrible dimension

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position