King of Disaster

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald

[eleanor-cowen-deactivated201505]

[raising an eyebrow] Thirsty much, Os?

[reversalofate-blog]

Youuuuuuuuuuuuu know it.

[ftwkate-blog]

Alright, I’ll give you some. And trust me, it’s just as good.

[reversalofate-blog]

I take your word for it. Just hope you aren't lying to me because if you are I will have to toss you into the pits of hell ~*~*~*~

[[[takes swig]]]... this is questionable.

[boehmernotbanksy-deactivated201]

See, I would laugh, but I didn’t get that reference. 

[reversalofate-blog]

Oh my dear boy...

It's okay, I shall take you under my wing and soon you shall be educated and living life correctly.

[ftwkate-blog]

I don’t have Arizona, though! I uh, I have some iced green tea my mom bought from the 99 store.

[reversalofate-blog]

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

That will do. Thank you kind woman.

[thea-ross]

Great marketing technique, who wouldn’t want to buy a drink for the forsaken angel himself?

[reversalofate-blog]

Losers. Dweebs. Tittle Pissers.

[boehmernotbanksy-deactivated201]

Do you think this is good enough to shield me from the paps?

[reversalofate-blog]

Oh yeah, definitely.

You're about as protected from the paparazzi as Britney Spears was.

[thea-ross]

What on earth did you do that makes you desperate enough to ask me for a drink?

[reversalofate-blog]

I sold my soul to satan!

[[[physically says lol]]] Naw just kidding I actually am satan.

[ftwkate-blog]

I first thought you were hurt or something!

[reversalofate-blog]

CHILD I AM HURT!

I am hurt inside! My soul weeps for the Arizona... help me. 

[reversalofate-blog]

[[[panting heavily]]] someone... please... anyone...

I will give you so many things and items if you please buy me a can of Arizona... I beg of you.

[reversalofate-blog]

[alexander-ward]

A duel. A good old fashion duel with beyblades.

[reversalofate-blog]

[extremely exaggerated laughter] HA HA HA HA HA

Foolish boy! Little do you know that I am the master of all things beyblade!

[alexander-ward]

It’s on.

[reversalofate-blog]

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh it is sooooo on.

How shall we settle this?

[alexander-ward]

But what if I wanted to be Tia? 

[reversalofate-blog]

Then partner, we gon have us an old fashioned showdown to determine who gets to have the privilege of being Tia.

[alexander-ward]

I think we’re twins. I daydream about food in class and then miss most of what was being taught.

[reversalofate-blog]

If we're twins then I can be Tia and you can be Tamera, deal?

See I can't do that. If I think about food all day then I'll drive myself crazy and then attempt to eat everything when I get home.

[mudwerks]

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[alexander-ward]

Pasta’s my favourite… Like I want to bathe in it, that’s how much I love it.

[reversalofate-blog]

... What?

Oh god, sorry, I got lost in the visions of food.

[alexander-ward]

That honestly sounds perfect to me!

[reversalofate-blog]

Oh fucking christ, I can picture it now...

Pasta every day, all day... lord jesus I have a need.