come away to neverland

Hello hello! My name is Alexander Ward, but feel free to call me Alex. I'm 17 years old, a junior at Westwood, 98% gay, and a drifter. This is an rp account

[alexander-ward]

@alexthegreat: *first time listening to Anaconda* this song sucks

@alexthegreat: (one hour later) (Anaconda still on repeat)

@alexthegreat: MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NoNE uNLESS YOU GT BUNS HUN

[alexander-ward]

@alexthegreat: my anaconda don't want none unless you got cinnamon buns hun

@celestweets: i'm really proud that food is the priority yas @alexthegreat

@alexthegreat: @celestweets *bows*

[alexander-ward]

@alexthegreat: my anaconda don't want none unless you got cinnamon buns hun

[byeprince-deactivated20160428]

Are you that thirsty, bro?

[alexander-ward]

Yeah.

[alexander-ward]

who do you trust?

Sam

[alexander-ward]

if you could choose two westwood students to be in all of your classes next year, who would you want it to be?

me and me

[alexander-ward]

fate???? 

i rest my case. bring in the dancing lobsters. 

[baxter-omalley]

Oh don’t get all cocky.

[alexander-ward]

Oh, I'm not!

[baxter-omalley]

Okay, I can’t beat those moves.

[alexander-ward]

Yes!

[byeprince-deactivated20160428]

Boys in Minnesota were hotter than I expected… 

[alexander-ward]

I'll have to move to Minnesota.

[baxter-omalley]

I challenge you to a dance off. Go!

[alexander-ward]

[alexander-ward]

day 2: still a girl // body swap au

don't ask me how it happened, because i don't know. all i know is that i want my body back, and i don't even know who has it. i heard the name Stevie, but i've never met anyone with that name before. but she's doing shit with my body that i'd rather her not do, if she's even in my body? how am i supposed to know? maybe it IS me from a different dimension... god, my head hurts.

i just hope i can get my phone back as soon as possible, because if dad calls, something bad's gonna happen. and i'd rather deal with that myself... 

i had to pee for the first time yesterday in a girl body. it was terrifying and it reinforced the fact that i'm really gay. like at one point i thought i could maybe be bisexual because of sam's boobs, but after peeing in a girl body, i know that can't be possible.

i just hope to god this week isn't stevie's period week.

because that would be horrifying.

[steviesike-deactivated20150623]

Okay, I’ll play your game - how do you know I’m “this girl” and not “you” - aka me - from another dimension?

[alexander-ward]

This is some freaky Twilight Zone shit, and I don't like it.

[steviesike-deactivated20150623]

I don’t know why you’re talking as if you’re me.  Bruh, you’re weird.  Did you, like… give me a blowjob?  Sorry, man, I get so much action that I don’t remember.

[alexander-ward]

You're hurting my head, tiny asian girl that's stuck in my body. Can I please have it back?

[alexander-ward]

@alexthegreat: im in love with a girl

@alexthegreat: @stevilwarship is so cute i would date her so hard

@alexthegreat: she's too good for me tho :(

@alexthegreat: I SWEAR TO GOD

@alexthegreat: LOG OUT NOW

@alexthegreat: IM GONNA CHANGE THE PASSWORD SO IT LOGS YOU OUT @stevilwarship

[steviesike-deactivated20150623]

Your ice cream?  I woke up in the truck.  Babe, I think it’s mine.  Also jacked off in one of the bins.  Don’t eat the vanilla ice cream.  Too bad you’re not gonna—‘cause it’s mine.

[alexander-ward]

You're sassy, I like it. Enjoy that dick, by the way, it's a good one. And now I'll have to give the vanilla to someone I don't like, and that'll be pretty shitty because I'll have to contain my laughter while I watch them eat it.

[steviesike-deactivated20150623]

Yeah, but can I have your number?

[alexander-ward]

This is really really weird like I just asked myself for my number but it's not me, it's you, and I don't even know who you are... Did you eat any of my ice cream?