alaska

23 nonbinary lesbian (they/she) | i talk about and reblog mature topics/occasionally photos here, so 18+ mdni. pfp by ME

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[dragongirlsweetie]

smalltalk is probably great if you've got your shit together but if you are a total fuckup of a person then seemingly innocuous questions end up forcing you to reveal information about yourself that you would have preferred people didn't know about you. i wish there was a socially acceptable way to decline a question about yourself that didn't require you to justify it somehow

[vigaishere]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

[shuckledeleted]

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

posts funnier with timestamps on

[autogynecologist]

They put wednesday in dead by daylight

[thegaymertrainer]

[autogynecologist]

NEW RULE: asks are only for HOT and SEXY confessions and threats. they say judge not lest ye be judged but youre kidding me with this

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[battletoads]

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[realest-slenderman]

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

[realest-slenderman]

i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages

[soupkiddo]

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

[realest-slenderman]

yes you can 👍

[soupkiddo]

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

[realest-slenderman]

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

[waterloggedangel-deactivated202]

Emotional support animal but I just bite you a lot and sleep on top of you like a weighted blanket

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[dogpuppy]

[baguantte]

a little bit of deltarune dump

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[fraseris]

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[the-patron-saint-of-heelys]