reverse-cowboy

if somebody wants to hire a hit man to kill me,,,,i wouldn’t mind 😘

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water

[tieflingpride]

now that it’s Halloween month

[incompletepuppets]

Salt your stink, miss?

[garbage-empress]

i remember this post so distinctly i assumed it must have a million notes but it does not

[slavery]

Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

[niggazinmoscow]

I will never get tired of this

[silenthill]

[silenthill]

[unusualrussia]

Knights of the Round Table

[frawgs]

if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Beverages will make you act crazy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[thepizzalovingnerd]

[smamsblog]

Thierry <3

[savvygunner]

Fucking amazing lol

[askiathedickhead]

He got roasted on Twitter. Been in nascar for years and never even broke the top 20. He’s ass

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[renthony]

this post made by aquarium gang

[youcancallmeaddy]

[mj-spooks]

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

[lastczarnian]

That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest

[kleeklutch]

[babyanimalgifs]

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too 

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[bundibird]

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”

[jacobtheloofah]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[good--bye--binary]

[b0dyisablade]

we've almost achieved a whole year without a marvel movie!! congrats guys!!!