Haggard: The Movie! (Fan Blog)

Haggard has been my favorite movie for 5 years now, so I wanted to make a blog to appreciate it.

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"I popped the trunk for you!"

"I popped a boner for you! Fuck you, I was stuck in here!"

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So I made this YouTube video today, in hopes of getting my GoFundMe campaign more attention. I’ve already gotten an additional $45 in 8 hours! This campaign is turning out better than I ever imagined!

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Watch it, he’s making a very valid point about what he’ll be able to do once we move to PA. No one is obligated to donate, obviously, but if you’re able to help out even the smallest bit, we would be forever grateful. We’re already scrimping and saving as much as we can. Thanks so much guys! :)

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Raab and Valo (Haggard)

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On the set of "Haggard" (August 13th, 2001).

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Ryan: "I'm going to rip Hellboy a new asshole!"

Valo: "I think he already ripped Glauren a new asshole."

[unclebabybilly69]

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"I popped the trunk for you!"

"I popped a boner for you! Fuck you, I was stuck in here!"

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"Now, I’ve gotta ask you again. How did you end up… With Hellboy’s sister?!"

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Don Vito will walk all around town trying to find Ryan, so he’ll feed him grapes. But he won’t just eat them himself.

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Haggard (2003)

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This blog only has gifs and photos made by others for the time being, but I will post some of my own very soon! (Tonight).

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MOVIE CHALLENGE

DAY 06 || Your favorite comedy > Haggard: The Movie

"You dumped me for someone named fucking HELLBOY? What the hell is the matter with you?"

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