Ask Reverse Punch-Out!!

A ask blog which links in with my Reverse AU!

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So if everyone here is cheating, how in the world are none of y'all banned?

Joe - "It's just some of us. And it's not cheating if you don't get caught!"

Hondo - "...Which explains why Joe and Jay have terrible loss ratios. As for how we don't get banned, well...that's what bribe money is for. You'd be surprised how many refs look the other way when a bit is thrown their way."

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For aran - I'm smooching you 100 Times cuz I love you! *starts SMOOCHING HIM 100 TIMES*

Ryan - "Uwaah!"

Ryan's face ends up covered in kisses. Joe pulls him away.

Joe - "Okay, that's enough."

Ryan - "A...aha...o-oh my..."

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Which boxer is the worst role model for when one of them meets a younger fan?

Dragon - "Remember kids, ANYTHING is a punching bag if you're brave enough! And if anything sucks? Hit the bricks! Just walk out! You can leave!"

Hondo - "...Who do you think?"

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hihi again hondo!! would you like a piece of cake :3 🤲🍰 -🍫

Hondo - "Heh, a'ight."

Joe - "Eyo, better have enough for everyone, right?"

Disco - "Cake, huh? Lemme have some!"

Bear - "...Me too."

Hondo - "Hey, hey!! Go bother Sandman!!"

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for Aran - could I just give him a little smooch JEJSISH

Ryan - "E-EH?!"

Ryan's face goes bright red.

Ryan - "...Uhm...l-like...o-on the cheek...? I-i'm not sure if i-i could handle a full-on k-kiss..."

He's completely flustered.

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Joe why'd you scare Aran while Shamrock was around? Did you not think you'd get scratched?

Joe - "Listen, i thought the cat was out of the damn room, okay?! I didn't think he would be around him...ugh, he's a bitey little shit when it comes to protecting Ryan, i'm lucky i only got a few scratches..."

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HONDO!! I DREW YOUU <33 -🍫

Hondo - "Eyo? Nice stuff, dude!"

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Happy (Late) Halloween. Did anyone in the WVBA do anything fun this Halloween?

Joe - "Heh, i scared the crap out of Ryan like i do every year...but, well..."

Joe sighs, showing some cat-scratches on his arm.

Joe - "....His mangy cat didn't like that."

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For Boxers with stage names Like Glass Joe, Super Macho Man or Mr. Sandman did you start your careers using them or did they come later and did you guys come up then or did the fans or someone else use them and it just stuck?

Disco - "Most of us started with 'em but only a handful don't. Hoy uses his real name. Same with the Bruiser Bros. As for me, i've always had Disco Kid!"

Joe - "...Yeah, okay, Kid Quick."

Disco - "I'm not takin' shit from anyone called Glass Joe."

Joe - "That's not even the name I wanted to go by, it only stuck because some dickhead heckler thought it'd be funny to call me that!!!"

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Joe who was your one win? And how did you win? TKO? Decision?

Joe - "Nick Bruiser by decision."

Disco - "...Yeah, that was probably his one legit win. And he got it by complete accident! It was his very first match so i guess he got cocky..."

Joe - "Watch it, you."

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Joe what do you think of the Normal Glass Joe's headgear, would you willingly wear something like that?

Joe - "You're gonna have to fight me and put that bitch on my knocked-out body because i'm not putting that the fuck on."

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Is Joe the reason the WVBA started checking for horseshoes or was it someone else?

Joe - "Ugh...yeah, it was me. One time where i managed to sneak it in and tried to cheat a match against Nick, it totally fucked up my knuckles. I would have won if that didn't happen...!!"

Nick - "Hah!! Karma bites in such strange ways, no?"

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Did anyone other than Mac also fight Donkey Kong or was it just him? And if anyone else did were they aware that he's a gorilla before hand?

Joe - "...Yeah, nobody was expecting the WVBA to get out a FUCKING GORILLA on us...after Mac got his shit kicked in, Hondo was willing to take it on."

Hondo - "Yeah, i kicked his ass."

Disco - "...Mmmmhmmm...it totally wasn't Sandman who managed to calm him down..."

Hondo - "Shut your fucking mouth, Disco. Anyway, Bear Hugger and Aran Ryan ended up arguing on what to do but then the WVBA told us it was a visit and he wouldn't be a regular. Probably for the best."

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Little Mac, how did you react when you fought against Donkey Kong?

Mac takes a deep breath.

Mac - "...Doc didn't tell me anything and i assumed it was a normal fight. Donkey Kong sounds like a cool name, right?" Doc - "And then when we met him, Mac said, and i quote, "JESUS FUCKING TAPDANCING CHRIST, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY MAKING ME FIGHT A GORILLA?!" then the WVBA said, "Yes. We are, in fact, making you fight an actual gorilla." I dunno why but i kinda wanted to see what would happen."

Mac - "Long story short, i got my shit kicked in."

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Joe what are some of your favorite and least favorite cheats to throw out?

Joe - "Lookin' for a cheat sheet, huh? Well, my best ones are kept secret so i'm not tellin' ya that!! As for the worst one...like, you know that classic horseshoe in the glove thing? Yeah, don't do that one, they started checking and even if you manage to sneak it in, it fucks up your knuckles."

Macho - "Ah...i remember he tried to lock me in a closet so he would win by forfeit...it's lucky i know how to lockpick."

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Joe if your one win was for a legitimate fight and all your losses are from when you cheat why do you keep cheating? It's clearly not working put for you

Dragon - "He lost once legitimately and he's been salty about it ever since."

Joe - "Whose fuckin' side are you on, Dragon?! Besides, those losses are totally biased towards my opponents anyway!"