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I post whatever random stuff I'm thinking about 18, any pronouns, transfem genderfluid

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I think it should be mandatory for every delivery room to have at least one trans person on staff at all times to help cishet couples name their kids. Like they're saying "wouldn't Feloniegh be a cute name for our baby girl!?"

And then a trans girl makes them read through the list of approved names first but its just dog names

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I showed my mom that Jassachusetts post and she genuinely thought it was a cute name. This is why the prior is necessary

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Y'know, I wasn't always genderfluid. I used to identify as a trans woman, but I didn't learn to code and I don't like pickles so The Council made me pick a new gender. They let me keep the transfem title though so that's pretty cool :3

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Hey! I'll have you know I sexualize everyone equally. How dare you think I hold biases? Also why'd you have to call me out like that, man?

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What if I made one of those erotic audios but it's a shitpost one where it's tagged as like somnophilia or necrophilia or something and then it's just like 20 minutes of scilence? Like what were you expecting, a conversation with an unconscious or dead person? Man, I can't wait to get banned from r/GWA!

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Monster Energy should really start putting flared bases on their cans because I can't keep watching people put them up their ass without some kinda safety precautions. Well no, I can keep watching, and believe me I will, but I'm getting serious post nut clarity on other people's behalf and it's a real problem

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If one more person tells me I'm going to hell for atheism I will personally be forcefemming every Christian. Like if you push your beliefs then me too bitch. I don't need your salvation, cheese puffs!!!!

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Petplay where you are eating someone out and pretending you're a cow licking one of those salt cubes

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"Hot cheetos would kill a person from the middle ages." The things that are possible in vanilla Minecraft in 2026 would kill someone from 2014; what's your point?

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The stock photo people should hire me to come up with dumb shit to take pictures of because my ideas are absolutely on par with theirs... Like wtf even is this? What purpose could this image possibly serve??

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"Cis guys" finding out e doesn't change your voice:

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If you're ever wondering what t4t is like, one time a girl unironically asked my if I'd still love her if she was a worm while I was sucking her dick and that pretty much sums it up....

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Saw but jigsaw ran out of ideas and just re-created the trolley problem

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I'm cool, but I'll never be as cool as the girl I saw kickflip a tech deck over her penis. True aura right there

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Jorking it to my own nudes because my ego and my gock are both pretty big average slightly bellow average :/

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I was gonna post a joke about the least weasel but when I was looking for a picture to add, it showed me someone else on here making the same joke. This is almost as bad as the time when I was two and I came up with this great game where you have to hit a ball into a hole with a stick, and some bastard stole my idea smh

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I bet the guy who invented the bidet was an absolute fiend for eating ass

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My mother just dropped the most insane lore on me about myself; as a child, I was apparently the mascot for a gabagool restaurant in New York!??