Reviewbound

A Homestuck-based Review AU

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Reviewbound.: Not Quite a Brofist by *Darkeur

another one up for Reviewbound~

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no glitchy effect here.

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Reviewbound.: A Doomed Glitcher by *Darkeur

OG: you know, [I]’m a doomed-[T[i]mel[i]ner and [TX]a[T X]ur[Ts my doomed-[T[i]mel[i]ner’s feel[i]ngs!

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CG: as previously mentioned, Nislav has undergone some changes to correspond with “canon troll" features.

CG: first, he’d highlight only some of his fringe (and soul patch), still displaying his favourite - and blood - colour proudly.  (can you see the pattern? CAN YOU??)

CG: second, his horns would form a single pair (still representing an X each) instead of two pairs (as was previously)

CG: third, his symbol underwent a shortening.

CG: and fourth, his quirk changed a bit.

CG: as for the weapon… that’s a story for another day.

CG: meanwhile, have a glitchy doomed timeline Nislav.

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I have got too little time to do something better, so here’s a joke-sketchpile of Reviewbound trolls…having a costume party? idk.

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CG: all current ReBo trolls are seen here.

CG: sketchily.

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EC: I believe this is what brought most, if not all of you here.

EC: should be placed proper.

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Blog Change & Some Other stuff

hello, fellow followers.

since Darkeur has finally joined Tumblr, he will be posting to the Reviewbound Blog directly.

and the first thing he posts is: changes to Nislav Davyid image are to be expected.

CG: the image was received positively, on most part. however, I cannot help but follow some of the critical remarks made by a member of a Russian Homestuck group.

CG: I shall list them all a bit later. including the list of things I shall follow and whatnots.

CG: поскольку, я так понимаю, блог читают и русскоязычные юзеры, придётся мне также отписываться и на русском. как и на дА, собственно.

CG: суть в том, что daily homestuck в ВК преподнесла мне конструктивную критику, и я намерен последовать некоторым замечаниям. каким - будет описано позже.

CG: пользуясь случаем, хотел бы поприветствовать читателей и выразить свою надежду, что эта "аушка" вам придётся по нраву.)

CG: несмотря на всю официозность последнего предложения. |D

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Your name is NISLAV DAVYID, and you are not ashamed to display your LOW BLOOD because you love ORANGE.

You have your own SHOW on Grubtube in which you make REVIEWS ON VIRAL VIDEOS. You like MEMES and sometimes you CREATE MEMETIC GAGS YOURSELF. Your show is very popular even among the HIGHBLOODS making you quite FAMOUS.

Your show was based on a FOOTAGE a friend of yours found. It was an EXTRA-ALTERNIAN show which was, however, quite amusing. So you decided to make a TROLL VERSION, with Sleazy Brothel whores and Game of LIfe suitable for your species. Which you DID and quite successfully at that.

The variety of your INTERESTS include SOCIAL NETWORKS and BLOGGING. You also enjoy constructing and deploying FLYING DEVICES, and you are QUITE GOOD at those.

Your strife specibus of choice is macekind. You really like your neat NASTYCORN mace because UNICORNED HOOFBEASTS are BADASS. Your Trollian handle is orangebrainedGoodie and you talk in somew[H]at c[H]oked [H]ollows. ===

Nislav types in #a15000. He always begins his conversations with a "[H]i, t[H]e name's Nislav Davyid!" and is quite prone to making somewhat racist and sexist jokes and those involving pain. He likes Earth kitties and hates little doggies.

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List of Reviewbound characters

just so we're cool, guys.

this is the list of the characters EC and I are planning to put into Reviewbound (hereinafter called The List).

The List may be edited in the future, some character in or out, and stuff.

we shall also update The List once the character has been given a separate post and a graphic image (providing a link as well). this shall be seen by providing the character's full chumhandle.

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Kids:

Ray Johnson (oklahomaEqualizer)

Jay Rolfes

Dug Walker

Eli Kelberg

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Trolls:

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- Nislav Davyid (orangebrainedGoodie)

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- Andori Nifedo

- Lanrus Musash

- Maksus Stopyt

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- Kamika Zedded

- Illion Maddys

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Your name is RAY JOHNSON. It just so happens that today is NOT your BIRTHDAY since your birthday is in AUGUST.

You are a famous Internet VIDEO BLOGGER. Your Internet SHOW is called "EQUALS THREE". In your show you review VIRAL VIDEOS and INTERNET MEMES. A new episode comes out once a week and features THREE new videos.

Your YouTube channel has recently reached over 9 THOUSAAAAND! MILLION subscribers, making your account the SECOND IN THE LIST OF ACCOUNTS WITH THE BIGGEST NUMBER OF SUBSCRIBERS. You do not yet know who the first is, though.

Your show has inspired a whole branch of world wide web industry of an extra-terrestrial species, but you do not know that much yet either.

What wil you do?

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in case you wonder, Ray types in a light red (#e31a31), his pesterchum handle is oklahomaEqualizer, and BOY does he enjoy making MEME REFERENCES!

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For Starters

greetings to whatever unfortunate soul stumbled by.

this is a blog created and run mostly by cynicalBetwixtor, acting in accordance with and on behalf of erraticCrossoverrist, mostly known as Darkeur @ darkeur.deviantart.com

Reviewbound is a Homestuck-based AU, regarding famous movie, games and viral videos reviewers and perhaps their session as well.

idea and images provided by erraticCrossoverrist.