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Now the preachin’ is over and the lesson’s begun

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halloween pick-up line sentence starters.

taken from various places on the internet because who doesn’t wanna flirt with a ghost? no one, that’s who.

❝ I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend? ❞

❝ You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night! ❞

❝ You look so good, you’re making my crotch rise from the dead. ❞

❝ If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first. ❞

❝ You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night! ❞

❝ You must be a ghost, because you’ve been haunting my dreams. ❞

❝ Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo? ❞

❝ You are dead sexy. Literally. ❞

❝ That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am. ❞

❝ Hello there, boo-tiful! ❞

❝ You wanna take a ride on my broomstick? ❞

❝ Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places! ❞

❝ You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel. ❞

❝ I hear this house is haunted, we better stick together. ❞

❝ What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this? ❞

❝ All these ghosts and I still don’t have a boo. ❞

❝ Want to find out what I turn into at midnight? ❞

❝ If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle. ❞

❝ I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets. ❞

❝ I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat. ❞

❝ Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off? ❞

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Jesse Custer // Dominic Cooper

“If God wants our help, we’ll help him. If he doesn’t, we’re gonna kick his ass.“

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revjessec asked:

"Well, ain't the sweetest little ass in Texas," he said with a smirk. Cigarette hanging from his lips. "How ya been gorgeous? Miss me?" There was still a heavy swagger with his steps as he approached her. His eyes giving her the once over a bit more. Enjoying the sight of her company. "Gotta say I've been missing the sight of that cute little ass of yours."

Her heart practically jumped into her throat and out from between her smirking pale pink lips as the preacher made his presence known. “Preach-” she hummed. She had made her way across the empty bar and now stood inches from the man. She had contemplated being nice, sweet even, but that just wasn’t the witch’s style.

SMACK!

Her petite hand came across the preacher’s cheek. It wasn’t as hard as she wanted, but it would definitely leave a little sting in it’s wake. “You think you can just disappear and come back whenever you like Jesse? You left! No word, no warning…you’d have broken my poor little heart…if I had one.” She glared as her inked arms came up to cross over her chest.

The slap wasn’t hard but it certainly left an endearing mark on his actions. He rubbed his chin, instinctively. “Well hello to you too,” he said. “Wasn’t planning on leaving your cute little ass by your lonesome.”

Things weren’t exactly easy by any means. Not considering the matters that were surfacing on his search for God. He hadn’t planned on it but he didn’t want to risk putting her life in anymore danger than he had already had.

“Wasn’t aiming to leave you broken hearted,” he said, still shaking off the slap. “Need to do some sortin’ out of my own. Wasn’t anything against you darling.”

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They were a sought after pair for their precision and efficiency at what they did, whether it was delivering cartel, beating the shit out of a target, robbing places that only realized they’d been robbed the day after. Sometimes, though, one of them would be too efficient, and the other would notice and fuck they’d notice how sexy the other was at being so efficient. All Tulip’d been doing was picking a lock, a pin hanging loosely from her lips when she felt Custer’s hand go down the front of her pants and hell, she didn’t mind that one bit, even grabbed his hand and shoved it more insistently. “We don’t got long, you know that?” she reminded in a faux-annoyed tone, grinning all the while.

Didn’t matter how much time they had. Odds were in their favor at the moment. A quick fuck couldn’t hurt. If anything it would break the tension. Free them a bit from the trouble of the road. Not that they ever really had much issue with it. They had traveled more than their share of the country doing job after job. Now was certainly no different.

He rubbed her pussy steadily, without a second thought. His hard on rubbing into her ass. “Ain’t much of a problem if you ask me,” he said half smirking. “Just gonna be stealin’ more than one thing tonight.”

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