Jameson, like the whiskey.

Wake. Up. Pearl.

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Not the forehead tan line again 🤦🏼‍♂️

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This season of Euphoria feels like they asked Claude to write and style season 3 like a Tarantino film, but amp up the female degradation.

Yikes.

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I garden for the dark academia girlies

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I’m not a religious person but Björk’s verse in Berghain about the only way to save us is through divine intervention really put words to the existential dread I feel every single day.

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I’ve been in a Diane Keaton color palette era for almost 5 years now, and I do fear it still has me in a stranglehold.

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Mom, Dad..I’m gay

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All the pop girlz are cancelled and I only stan bludnymph now;

“Sucking him down like Dracula; Giving him brain like amygdala”

Give this woman a Pulitzer, now!!

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Miley Cyrus is great, but Noah Cyrus sings to my soul

[cocainemosss]

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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My dad eats raccoon for the taste, you think he was bopping down the road to Cunty Electro Pop?

[whyisthisnsfw]

porn blogging in a god honoring way

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States.

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I bought a rash guard body suit for the beach for practical reasons, but also somehow also bought the sluttiest little rash guard ever made

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On discussing paint color for my bathroom renovation with my contractor..

Contractor: did you decide on a paint color?

Me: not yet, I’m still trying to decide. I’m trying to find one that fits what I’m going for

Contractor: what are you going for?

Me: a kind of institutional authority vibe

Contractor: *silence*

Me: you know it’s like, dark academia but government funded?

Contractor: * sighs* I used to paint stuff beige and go home

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I’m working on a big project for a client and using the hanging gardens of Babylon as inspiration for the installment.

So I typed the remains of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon site in Google to look at traveler submitted photos to hopefully see close ups of the motifs used on the stone and ya’ll… there really are people out here giving this place one star reviews..

What were you hoping to see at the REMAINS of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon???

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Was going to post this with a clever Billie ‘Birds of a Feather’ reference until I noticed the large ass tan line on my forehead from wearing a backwards hat this weekend. 🥲

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I took double my Adderall dose today by mistake and now I can feel the electricity running through my body