They call me King

[mr-autophoto]

[ubercharge]

My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently ♥️♥️♥️

i’m genuinely going to cry

[thejonymyster]

Ah ok *bursts into tears*

[witlovesyou]

[islamic-art-and-quotes]

Source: jannah-mygoal, via IslamicArtDB

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Every time you hear a “I walked into a bar” joke you imagine the same bar every time.

[myfairylily]

Paris, France | @lucaspinhel  

[cevanscentral]

Steve and Thor playing worthy baseball ft. Mjolnir and the shield

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[8-bitfiction]

[meladoodle]

So glad I can technically put "as seen on conan" on all my comedy festival posters

[8-bitfiction]

[damasquina]

My kitten finds as much spiritual tranquility in the Qur'an, as I do.

[islamic-art-and-quotes]

Source: shefoundallah, via IslamicArtDB

[islamic-art-and-quotes]

Source: luxurybuzz, via IslamicArtDB

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[hollowboobtheory]

age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth

age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college

[starsandatoms]

As someone with a sister three years older than me and another eleven years younger, I can confirm.

[anxietyproblem]

[afeelgoodblog]

[grosezero]