Jukebox Heroine

Hey, Tumblrverse! I'm Riley Lynn, a NYU Senior in Sports Medicine. You may have seen me at a fencing match, on the soccer field, or in some minor modeling gigs. If I'm not studying or at the gym, I'm probably at A Cup-pella or with my girlfriend, Misty. My hobbies are working out, reading comic books, playing guitar, singing in the shower, watching TV and movies. If you want to know anything else, go ahead and ask me; I'm pretty friendly. SUPERMAN AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME

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Riley: Hey, bday twin. So with everything thats happen with Kate, Sam, and you I thought I should say something ._. and then I have one more thing to say.

Riley: Fitzy and I have been hangin since I got back but not like in a wanky way. In like a bro way.

Riley: Before she mentioned that you guys dated I kinda sorta maybe hit on her. But I got friendzoned af and she said she was your ex. We're just friending it up now but I didnt want you to hear about us being friends and feel like you were left out of the loop. Fitz said she wouldn't tell anyone how quickly she shut me down so I could save face but idk. I have a guilty conscience AND I feel like she should get credit for that. JS. I think homegirl gots the hots for my bday twin.

Riley: Okay and the next thing is that you're my hero. Idk what magic you're workin on these girls but if you wanna throw some of that swag my way I'd appreciate it.

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itsem-eeleeya:

I see you aren’t used to mexican telenovelas, pal. Don’t underestimate what could happen in ten days. It’s painfully easy to guess where the plot is going, but I gotta admit it’s comforting to know the bitch always dies in the last episode. She makes people suffer through the entire thing, okay, but at least they get to live ever happily after and she doesn’t.

Nah. I’ve seen Cuban ones though. Pretty much the same thing but a different accent. You’re too treal right now. I cant handles it. WHOA NO SPOILERS. You got a dark sense of humor, lady, but I dig it. I can jive without and all those other old school terms.

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thehudsonator:

My selfish bits are sad those schools are so far away, but more than anything I’m really proud of you, Ri!  How do I get to help you celebrate?

I still havent made my choice so you never know. I’ll make sure to visit if I do pick somewhere far away though. I promise. ICE CREAM?

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awildecard:

Real talk I’m super disappointed that you could catch a Cheers reference but Mean Girls goes right over your head. How are we friends? Why do I put up with you?

I guess if you’re willing to buy me food I’ll listen to your stories. I’m like… proud of you or something. I don’t hate that you’re back.

But I do hate that you thought I was blonde enough to mix up ESP and ESPN. 

Apparently I’m an old fart. I feel like a failure for not getting that. We are friends because I’m surprisingly adorable in a surprisingly non-annoying way? Even if you deny it I’m still pretending you agreed.

AW! YOU BIG SOFTY!!! You love that I’m back.

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.

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@revvinupriley uploaded a new photo!

HEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSS! My moms are back together and I’m already bothering them. I plan on sleeping between them like the invasive child I am

@acuppasookie @elliegilbert

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puckyeah:

You doing anything tonight?

Actually, yeah! I have to give my wife some gifts and my attention. How about tomorrow?

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notthatharperlee:

I mean, you’ve got a point. So I can’t really disagree with that logic! 

You’re the first person to call me logical in a long while. I like it! Usually I get goofy or nerdy.

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kateinvogue:

I mean, Pamela Lansbury did take home a second win! I’m not sure how we did it without our superfan though. I hope your interviews went well!

I was worried how you guys would do without me around to cheer you on. Proud of you, Kate! I James Bond the shit outta those interviews.

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TEXTS || ROSELYNN

MARLEY: I HAVE THE BEST WIFE

MARLEY: I LOVE YOU MORE

MARLEY: Life without Mars would make a much more colorfied balanced Solar System, I think. :eyes:

MARLEY: TODAY?????? I CAN'T GO MUCH LONGER

MARLEY: MY RILEY METER IS ON CRITICAL

RILEY: :D :D :D :D :D

RILEY: If you love me now you might actually propose when you get your birthday present

RILEY: Marley, you're the cutest person I know

RILEY: TODAY THE WIFE WANTS THEN TODAY THE WIFE GETS

RILEY: I will see you tonite for dinner???

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evelyne vs the tourniquet 

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“More like Lint vs the tourniquet” 

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TEXTS || ROSELYNN

MARLEY: YOU ARE THE SWEETEST AND MOST PRECIOUS PERSON EVER

MARLEY: I LOVE MY JOURNAL

MARLEY: I LOVE YOU

MARLEY: I NEED TO SEE YOU ASAP

MARLEY: PLEASE

RILEY: I guess that means I did right by my wife?

RILEY: I LOVE YOU TOO

RILEY: And I missed you bunches. I gotta glimpse of life without Mars and it kinda sucks

RILEY: NAME THE TIME AND PLACE AND IM ALL YOURS

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puckyeah:

@revvinupriley“„️ [ QUESTION ] Fuck to stay warm, Marry in a Winter Wonderland, Kill…”

Wait, what? Me? I’m honored

Is this you hitting me up? Cause I wasn’t kidding.

I’m definitely not saying no.

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notthatharperlee:

Hunter convinced me to join tumblr by saying it was cool. Now that I’m here I’m just convinced that it’s a place where old people go to die.

There’s one side of tumblr that’s pretty much that and then there’s the other half thats full of hotties. Like us. 

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awildecard:

Must be a sixth sense. Maybe you have ESPN or something. 

As a sports person that mix up kills me. But my “ESPN” is telling me that Kitty Wilde missed me. And that she wants to go to dinner with me to give me an update and to hear about my interviews. 

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thehudsonator:

Welcome back, Lil Lynn!  I’m sure you’ll get back into the swing of things before you know it.  Now you gotta tell me– how hard did you crush those interviews?

Thanks, Fi! I’m happy to be back. Hopefully! Oh, I crushed it. Spanked it. They’re going to be fighting each other for me. I think I did especially well in California and Georgia.

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I was gone for a week and a half for interviews. A week and a half. That’s like 10 days. Why does it feel like a shit ton has changed? Maybe I’m hypersensitive to changes.

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beeanders:

Beyond smooth, Riles. I’m equally flattered and impressed.

What can I say? When the inspirations strong enough even I can pull out a good line or two.