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#de4dpuppy made it

chateauofmymind

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

#yes (multiple)#<3

muttrott

This month's sticker design! Join on or before June 10th to get it <3

lesbiantahani

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

ryebreadgf

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

homemade-ghosts

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

eugeniedanglars

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

seravph

letters from Medea, salma deera

64mpg

what do you mean my childhood affected me

64mpg

i have terrible news

human-pet-they

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

wanlittlehusk

#BILL HADER THE GUY I WAS THINKING OF THE OTHER NIGHT #BILL HADER #oh my god what was i comparing him to though #OH THIS IS MY OWM PERSONAL HELL ACTUALLY.

razzmothazz

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

razzmothazz

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

jellogram

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

scarabies-real

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.