Bad Shrooms, Dude
I took the subway yesterday with plans to meet my buddy Mario for lunch at Jayâs Deli, one my favorite sandwich spots in the city. He was already there when I arrived. âDude, mybad for being late.â Mario said it was okay and we ordered our food. They were pretty good except that they fucked up and put one of those shitty purple mushrooms in Marioâs sandwich. He instantly shrank to half his normal height. âWhat-a the heck-a!â Mario exclaimed. âI want-a my money back-a!â âCalm down, ya filthy little wop,â I muttered. âThis is embarrassing for me too.â I walked over to the counter and called over the employee. âLook, Iâll take one single mushroom topping â a red-spotted one.â













